But really. Once I lost a whole plastic bag filled with stuff [my MP3 player, a Turisas CD, and a keychain solar charger] back when I was living in Louisiana. I turned the entire house upside down at least two or three times, and even the area where I worked. Eventually I gave up.
Then on the day I went back to GA with my parents, I was looking through the bags of snacks, and guess what I found?
Apparently it was sitting on the table in plain sight and my mom picked it up, thinking it was another bag of food.
And it was definitely not on that table the whole time, because I looked there at least 10-20 times since that was where I left it. Just not possible.