250K part 2

[grinsekatze666]

*takesknifeandstartscuttingdowntree*
-358723905yrs later-
*treefalls*

*some mummified thing clinging to a bottle falls out*

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Once upon a time little grinsekatze was smoking weed while indeed sitting in a tree. About 10 years later on a late friday night he got stuck on a random internet forum and remembered the not so good old times and decided to let the past be the past and just move on. The End.

...well that's better than what I come up with when my little sister demands a bedtime story

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

*some mummified thing clinging to a bottle falls out*

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh drunk mummy
*eats*

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

grapes, ravioli, donuts, and drive-thrus make for an interesting lesson

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

if you need an idea for a band name, think of a horribly painful way to die. there you go.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I played Solitaire with a friend once... though we didn't call it Solitaire since there was two of us. but I won.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

what did the dog say to the tree?
[bark]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

when I die, I want to be buried alive

 

[grinsekatze666]

...well that's better than what I come up with when my little sister demands a bedtime story

But she wouldn't sleep well after a bedtime story including sixteen year old me and drugs. Believe me.

Except she's at least 22 and a metalhead.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

people always talk about ingratitude... but they too are ungrateful.
I bet they never realized just how important walls are to their everyday life.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

But she wouldn't sleep well after a bedtime story including sixteen year old me and drugs. Believe me.

Except she's at least 22 and a metalhead.

probably not
um... she's 9 and thinks I listen to 'noise'

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

those who say nothing is impossible have obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

ich kann kein deutsch sprechen aber I can speak Spanish

 

[grinsekatze666]

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh drunk mummy
*eats*

Well great. I just sat in a tree for fucking 358723905 years, finally somebody managed to chop this thing down and she has nothing better to do than trying to eat me. Hooray. Being a mummy sucks ass.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

ich kann kein deutsch sprechen aber I can speak Spanish

...okay, that one just sucked