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Quark
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The Metal species:
The species Metalhead distinguishces itself clearly from other species.
Like the mean motherfuckers , the aggressive field hiphoppers
and the always confusing home and meadow ravens. But first the outside:
The metalheads are available in all sizes,
Mostly have long hair,
are the best drinkers, are well tattooed
and most of the time totally crazy.
But there are certain side species:
-Midevil metalheads
A species that loves the Midevil times and
acts like that. They dress like in those days
and make that music.
If they wash themselves is questionable.
- Fun metalheads
Rare species that comes together.
This race only exists after 10 beers.
They go through the neighbourhood, growning:
:\"Slayer , Schnaps and
Ficken/Fuck\" and set fire afterwards, or they BBQ
other species. Mating is not possible with this species
because: a) they’re too drunk or b) they laugh themselves
to death.
- Grindcore race.
A distant race, that has fun in its own room,
and mostly makes itself understandable
by gorgling and crowing.
The professionals say, their strange behaviour
is due to a gen failure, or they drunk their brains to death.
- Industrial metalhead
Former metalhead that doesn’t like noise anymore.
They mated eith Gothic metalheads and started taking drugs.
The result can be seen in e.g. Zeromancer.
Folk metalhead (Viking)
A very happy race,
that happened to be very competent ball dancers.
Mostly armed with a beer mug full of mead,
Scottisch kilt and bear skin
Even after 6 hours of dancing, they are not getting
tired and they can continue dancing until their death.
The northern ones have a special mating cry, Humppa.
- Doom metalhead
A very quiet race, very rare that they are very slow
for their enemies. Besides
that, a very annoying race. Need a long period
of time for their mating. After that, the male
mostly dies because of lack of beer.
- Gothic metalhead
Quiet depressive metalhead, who often kill themselves.
Have the best females there is though,
in such big numbers, because the male kills himself.
- The ordinairy pop-metalhead
This one has short hair, spots and wear a
Hammerfall T-shirt or brandnew
Manowar Shirt. This species is qualified as
Pseudo-power-metalheads. Their members
are mostly temporarily, while they reached
the age of 18, they become metoerfuckers or otherwise.
This race cannot mate in such a shirt time,
or they die while meeting the other species..
There is a very “hard” groupe of them
Calling themselves \"Extrem Poser\".
They want to be totally angry and might
become Gothics, like e.g. Claudy 666.
- The misantrophic Black Metalhead
They hate basicly ANYTHING and ANYBODY.
All that isn’t underground, is UNTRUE.
Their lyrics are mostly about trolls in the forest
and violence, death etc. This race is very
dangerous and mostly armed with sharp spikes
Besides that, they have black and white painted
tans in their faces. The mating ritual of this species
is very controversial, some claim they are with
crossing their arms, others say they poke their icy speer
in the Gate of Temptation. They growl mostly
NORSK ARYSK BLAK METAL in the neighbourhood
- Theh always happy Power/True metalheads.
They grin a lot, like to hear tones that can be interpreted
as the whining of the circumcised.
They are the tamest of all metalheads.
Objecting mostly during group talks about
Hammerfall \" Ähhh Das ist zu Eng\". (eek, that’s too scary)
Have the slightest chance of survival during festivals.
- Tge agressive Death metalhead
They like to watch splattering movies, drink,
and the main cause it bangs. (like CC).
Their mating rituals is described as noisy and stupid
Besides, they are grunching around, and jerking cigarettes
under the foreskin. @possessed
- The comic NU metalheads.
This is what’s happening when one crosses
metalheads with hip-hoppers.
They just want to be angry, but can’t seem to do so
- The Thrash metalhead
Very rare race now.
Is mostly stone drunk and roars stupidly in the area.
Very aggressive sort, and one should avoid them.
Mating rituals: (S)He who knows, please send me a mail.
- The Heavy metalhead
An exinguished species. Mostly very old
beer belly, and already getting grey hair.
(or the hair falls off)
It is also possible that they live under the bridge.
All have the same call \"SLAYER ,
BIER (beer), F******\" ,
When you hear those calls
please disappear. One should avoid the metalheads,
unless one is neat, female and willing.
Quark
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Quark
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um... Adam kann kein deutsch sprechen...
Können is an exception. No "T" there. And one cannot speak "no" language in German, meaning "kein Deutsch".
And it was Dutch!
Quark
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agresionpower
W:O:A Metalgod
Nidan
W:O:A Metalhead
spam... lots of spam... at least i managed to read back befroe lecture...
wrong word order: ich lerne es
and you don't use forms of "sein" in german:
en: I'm learning
de: Ich lerne
Karlsruhe... for distances see sig.
i miss speakers/headphones here...
wrong word order
either "eigentlich habe ich fünf" or leave away the "eigentlich"
uncommon, better without the "es", beause it's clear to what you're referring to
but the thing is she wants to learn german...
i knew that one... since this is a spamming thread: try to split it in some more posts.
willl read that one later, no time now
Q was faster
mich?
ein wenig... ich bin es lernen :]
...und übrigens, ich bin eine Frau
wrong word order: ich lerne es
and you don't use forms of "sein" in german:
en: I'm learning
de: Ich lerne
Karlsruhe... for distances see sig.
Smoo sent me this song from them...
i miss speakers/headphones here...
ich auch...
eigentlich, ich habe fünf
wrong word order
either "eigentlich habe ich fünf" or leave away the "eigentlich"
aber ich übe es viel
uncommon, better without the "es", beause it's clear to what you're referring to
but the thing is she wants to learn german...
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson,
kills the dragon,
drinks some beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something
completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white
unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love
in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon,
saves the princes and
fucks her... easy and quick
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends
playing accordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird
instruments, the dragon falls
asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist
leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the
dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to
death, steals the
castle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon,
fucks the princess and
kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills
the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle...then sodomizes
the princess, drinks
her blood in a ritual before killing
her...then he impales the
deflowered princess
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and
spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, fucks the princess and
kills her...then he
fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly
open and eats her guts,
fucks the carcass for the third time, burns
the corpse and fucks it
for the last time
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the
dragon and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and
commits suicide...the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and
plays a solo for 26
minutes, the dragon kills himself out of
boredom, the protagonist
arrives to the princess\' bedroom, plays
another solo with all the
techniques learned in the last year of the
conservatory... the
princess escapes, and is now looking for the
\"HEAVY METAL\" protagonist
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at
the guy\'s appearance
and lets him enter, he steals the
princess\' make-up and tries to
paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
´
there you can look,what you really like
i knew that one... since this is a spamming thread: try to split it in some more posts.
willl read that one later, no time now
um... Adam kannt nicht deutsch sprechen...
Q was faster
Nidan
W:O:A Metalhead
Quark
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bumpzilla
W:O:A Metalhead
well, today i finally go to see a doctor about my knee injury. after 22 days of waiting around trying to figure out what workers compensation was going to do about it, i said to hell with waiting what they say (because they never got my claim from my ex-employer) and just go. so hopefully nothing bad is wrong with them. i still have troubles, but getting around is much easier now that i have a walking stick. so, i will post back with what i find out today. so definitely no wacken for me this time 
mental_mercury
W:O:A Metalmaster
mental_mercury
W:O:A Metalmaster
well, today i finally go to see a doctor about my knee injury. after 22 days of waiting around trying to figure out what workers compensation was going to do about it, i said to hell with waiting what they say (because they never got my claim from my ex-employer) and just go. so hopefully nothing bad is wrong with them. i still have troubles, but getting around is much easier now that i have a walking stick. so, i will post back with what i find out today. so definitely no wacken for me this time
fuckin workers comp. hope it works out man.
mental_mercury
W:O:A Metalmaster
Nidan
W:O:A Metalhead