250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[808Metal]

I like the sound... but not so much the lyrics, to the point where no, I don't really listen to them.

fair enough.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

machst du gut und zur not.......englisch versteht jeder,zumindest die meisten!!!

ja, danke :]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

KATAKLYSM! Oh yessssss

yaaaayyyyyyy

 

[Testament79]

HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson,
kills the dragon,
drinks some beers and fucks the princess

GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something
completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white
unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love
in an enchanted forest

THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon,
saves the princes and
fucks her... easy and quick

FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends
playing accordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird
instruments, the dragon falls
asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist
leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the
dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to
death, steals the
castle and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon,
fucks the princess and
kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills
the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle...then sodomizes
the princess, drinks
her blood in a ritual before killing
her...then he impales the
deflowered princess

GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and
spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, fucks the princess and
kills her...then he
fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly
open and eats her guts,
fucks the carcass for the third time, burns
the corpse and fucks it
for the last time

DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the
dragon and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and
commits suicide...the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well


PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and
plays a solo for 26
minutes, the dragon kills himself out of
boredom, the protagonist
arrives to the princess\' bedroom, plays
another solo with all the
techniques learned in the last year of the
conservatory... the
princess escapes, and is now looking for the
\"HEAVY METAL\" protagonist

GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at
the guy\'s appearance
and lets him enter, he steals the
princess\' make-up and tries to
paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
´
there you can look,what you really like

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I've seen that before... it's great

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

lol @glam metal though

 

[Testament79]

I've seen that before... it's great

i got that,from a friend of mine,since an hour or so!!!!i´m still laughing

 

[808Metal]

Yeah that is great, I've seen it before as well.

 

[808Metal]

Though I do love Progressive Metal , but not 26 minute solos.

 

[Testament79]

i got another like this,but it´s in german!!!!also great!!!

 

[808Metal]

OK, listening to the new GNR album on their myspace page.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

i got that,from a friend of mine,since an hour or so!!!!i´m still laughing

I've got all kinds of stuff like that on my computer...

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Though I do love Progressive Metal , but not 26 minute solos.

well I think that's an exaggeration... in most cases

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

i got another like this,but it´s in german!!!!also great!!!

post it... I'll see if I can make some sense out of it

 

[808Metal]

i got another like this,but it´s in german!!!!also great!!!

well, you could translate