250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[xforeverxmetalx]

stepping on broken shells

 

[Lady_Wolf]

positive thinking with a bit of humor can really help :]

I do not have a sense of humor and I have no imagination either

 

[Quark]

woohoo
moin, btw :]

Moin!

:]

But apparently the forum encounters problems again.

 

[gee jay]

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers."

He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put

him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I do not have a sense of humor and I have no imagination either

could be something to work on, then. :]
and you do have a sense of humor, I can tell that much.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Moin!

:]

But apparently the forum encounters problems again.

how's that?

 

[gee jay]

that was a bad one.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

that was a bad one.

I didn't actually get it, but I don't think I want to know.

 

[gee jay]

I didn't actually get it, but I don't think I want to know.

*waitingforcookie*

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

*waitingforcookie*

it's on the way in the mail

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

be patient.

 

[Lady_Wolf]

that was a bad one.

I thought it was kinda funny

 

[Lady_Wolf]

*waitingforcookie*

have a cookie

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

have a cookie

mmm

 

[Lady_Wolf]

this one looks tastier