250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[xforeverxmetalx]

every body I talk to brings me bad news/stuff I do not want to hear
we ate something I really do not like
flash crashed just at the moment I wanted to save, just to make sure I would have a back up if I screwed up

well, that was my entire day

that sucks
well maybe everything major didn't work out, but you can always look at the smaller things...
like things you didn't notice that didn't go wrong...
I bet your house didn't get destroyed by a tornado today.
I always say, if you think things can't get worse you lack sufficient imagination.
you didn't get run over by a hippo today, either.
positive thinking with a bit of humor can really help :]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

JINX

 

[gee jay]

I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullsh*tted a bit, then she asked if I 'd ever had a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom you still awake?"

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

that is not something which makes my day better

well sorry

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullsh*tted a bit, then she asked if I 'd ever had a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom you still awake?"

 

[gee jay]

I want my cookie.

 

[gee jay]

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I want my cookie.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

hehe

 

[gee jay]

Deal breaker !!!

 

[gee jay]

It is a little on the chilly side today.

 

[gee jay]

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

 

[gee jay]

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

where are you getting these?

 

[gee jay]

where are you getting these?

Top Secret.