250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[Lady_Wolf]

they actually write "don't smoke" at hair gel

on a lot of stuff it says don't smook

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

they actually write "don't smoke" at hair gel

Dial soap bar: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
Some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
Most brands of sleeping pills: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
Most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Merci vielmal. Wieder wat gelernt.


Da liek op Nederlaans!

dao kom et digs bij men aksent wak ken vinden zeu snel

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

i dont know what is going on, so i will just type in really small type lol

 

[bumpzilla]

i wonder if i should get some sleep, i havnt been to bed yet at all since getting off work this morning, maybe im going insane, who knows. this is how small my thoughts sound at times

 

[Quark]

dao kom et digs bij men aksent wak ken vinden zeu snel

Nou mo'k natuurlijk kiek of er ok Brabants is.

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Why on earth would you want to stop a chainsaw with your genitals :')

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

i wonder if i should get some sleep, i havnt been to bed yet at all since getting off work this morning, maybe im going insane, who knows. this is how small my thoughts sound at times

maybe you should go to sleep.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Why on earth would you want to stop a chainsaw with your genitals :')

no clue...
just goes with what Sipy was saying, that someone probably had to have tried it for there to be a warning against it

 

[bumpzilla]

maybe you should go to sleep.

no but i mustn't....... that would be just total normalcy, i am not feeling normal on any day

 

[codo der 3.]

Nee.

Überhaupt nicht mehr die letzte Zeit. Genau so wie Du eigentlich.

ach mann

 

[bumpzilla]

Why on earth would you want to stop a chainsaw with your genitals :')

how about the lawn mowers that say

caution, blades may be sharp
warning, dont put hands near blades while operating

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

no but i mustn't....... that would be just total normalcy, i am not feeling normal on any day

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

how about the lawn mowers that say

caution, blades may be sharp
warning, dont put hands near blades while operating

yea

 

[Lady_Wolf]

no clue...
just goes with what Sipy was saying, that someone probably had to have tried it for there to be a warning against it

I just checked, and me deodorant has the following warnings:

- do not smoke
- do not spray on a distance shorter than 15 cm to your armpits
- do not spray in the eyes
- only use in well ventilated area's
- press shortly without spraying for a longer time (I do nót get this one)
- only use for what it is meant