250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[xforeverxmetalx]

and thus is all for now, I'm gone.

 

[mental_mercury]

Gahh...the cheapest copy of Brothers grimm fairy tales in Germanis around 50 bucks on amazon....good thing there are free copies on the internet i guess, though i would like to have the actual book.

 

[mental_mercury]

but of course my fucking printer doesn't work. and i hate staring at a computer screen for a long time.

 

[mental_mercury]

Ragarök 2009, here i come.

 

[mental_mercury]

bow chicka bow wow

 

[mental_mercury]

i need to get to know several of the other bands at ragnarok or else i will pretty much only know tyr and alestorm. which isn't a bad thing but still.

 

[mental_mercury]

bow chicka bow wow GERMANY! wooo

 

[mental_mercury]

i can't wait for school to start on monday the 25th. mostly because of german class...my friends think i'm crazy.

 

[mental_mercury]

hmm other than that...carcass is coming up in about a month, totally stoked for that.

 

[mental_mercury]

of course if anyone out there in europe and has a copy of this book AUF DEUTSCH i would gladly pay for it to be shipped to me, at a reasonable price.

 

[mental_mercury]

chinese food is on it's way.

 

[mental_mercury]

chinese food is on it's way.

correction: chinese food on my plate

 

[grinsekatze666]

I will decapitate your head

Now listening to: Decapitated - Three-Dimensional Defect

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you?

Scooby-doo is actually right under my desk. Hiding from the sounds of brutal death metal. Also hiding from general mayhem.

hey look, a chocolate chip on the keyboard

Hmm... my keyboard includes blue LEDs, a display, multimedia keys and noodles. Unfortunately no chocolate chips.

tastes like chocolate
*eats*

*turns up his keyboard* *eats* Hmmm.... noodles. With a hint of dust and dead skin.

reverse psychology just beat you by rebellion

Reverse psychology just bit my shiny metal ass. I could feel it. It was great.

walking through the car wash without a car

... is a truly nonpleasent experience. I know. Because there was an incident. Including a mutual friend of mine who worked late shifts at a car wash and myself. And beer. Not funny.

please abstain from jumping into the volcanoes, as they are filled with molten lava, which is really really hot, like a gazillion degrees in Celsius, or Fahrenheit, or even Kelvin... it's that hot, the units don't even matter.

I agree. Do NOT jump into lava. Not only because it's hot on several different scales, also because you're going to die. And by 'die' I mean DIE. Like in DYING A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH.

if you ever think something's a stupid idea, go ahead and try it, but be prepared for the consequences

No! Being prepared for consequences takes the whole fun out of trying stupid things.

which may occasionally include unpreparedness

Including unpreparedness is a good thing. See above.

spelling errors are worth ten points, grammar thirteen, but if you throw the bullseye of the dartboard right on the middle of the dart, you win

Wheeeeeeeee... I just made seventeen hundred brazillion points without even hitting the middle of the... whatver... grmmars fkun.

once upon a time, the end

I love fairy tales. Especially the truly fucked up fairy tales like this one.

your refrigerator may be able to run, but it can't hide

My nose can run AND hide. If I want to.

what if I don't want to wait fourteen seconds

That's easy. You just wait thirteen seconds, and it's all good. *waits thirteen seconds* See? I'ts all good.

bungee jumping works two ways, or rather it doesn't work two ways

It does if you're into goresplattered suicide. You would'nt believe how many people actually ARE into goresplatterd suicide.

chicken out and don't jump, and both you and the bungee cord are unsatisfied

Maybe being all sensitive, sticking around the bungee cord and talking to it about why you messed up helps in that case.

jump, and the bungee cord snaps, and both you and the bungee cord are broken

That's true.

I hope you end up experiencing option D

Option D is a great experience since it includes getting boozed up and sleeping with various... um... nevermind.

can a popsickle stick break and leave the popsickle unharmed?

It can, but the popiscle usually dies in the sun afterwards.

I hope you enjoyed random thoughts from the top of my head

Oh yeah, I did.

 

[agresionpower]

whoohoo maiden in a few hours

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Now listening to: Decapitated - Three-Dimensional Defect

Scooby-doo is actually right under my desk. Hiding from the sounds of brutal death metal. Also hiding from general mayhem.

Hmm... my keyboard includes blue LEDs, a display, multimedia keys and noodles. Unfortunately no chocolate chips.

*turns up his keyboard* *eats* Hmmm.... noodles. With a hint of dust and dead skin.

Reverse psychology just bit my shiny metal ass. I could feel it. It was great.

... is a truly nonpleasent experience. I know. Because there was an incident. Including a mutual friend of mine who worked late shifts at a car wash and myself. And beer. Not funny.

I agree. Do NOT jump into lava. Not only because it's hot on several different scales, also because you're going to die. And by 'die' I mean DIE. Like in DYING A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH.

No! Being prepared for consequences takes the whole fun out of trying stupid things.

Including unpreparedness is a good thing. See above.

Wheeeeeeeee... I just made seventeen hundred brazillion points without even hitting the middle of the... whatver... grmmars fkun.

I love fairy tales. Especially the truly fucked up fairy tales like this one.

My nose can run AND hide. If I want to.

That's easy. You just wait thirteen seconds, and it's all good. *waits thirteen seconds* See? I'ts all good.

It does if you're into goresplattered suicide. You would'nt believe how many people actually ARE into goresplatterd suicide.

Maybe being all sensitive, sticking around the bungee cord and talking to it about why you messed up helps in that case.

That's true.

Option D is a great experience since it includes getting boozed up and sleeping with various... um... nevermind.

It can, but the popiscle usually dies in the sun afterwards.

Oh yeah, I did.

oh wow