100K in 100 DAYS before WOA:08!!

[808Metal]

The dog takes a cat
The dog takes a cat
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The dog takes a cat


!!!! bizarre!

 

[808Metal]

The cat takes a rat
The cat takes a rat
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cat takes a rat

The cat should eat the rat. Rats are dirty, carriers of disease.

 

[808Metal]

The rat takes the cheese
The rat takes the cheese
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The rat takes the cheese

That damned rat! Now the cheese is no good. kill the rat!

 

[808Metal]

The cheese stands alone
The cheese stands alone
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cheese stands alone

Of course, it's spoiled, no one will eat it now. Why didn't the rat eat it?
Maybe the cat ate the rat.

 

[808Metal]

Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
And the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word (bullshit!)
And the skies are not cloudy all day (yeah right)

 

[808Metal]

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play ( I did not know that they play)
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

 

[808Metal]

How often at night when the heavens are bright
With the light from the glittering stars
Have I stood there amazed and asked as I gazed
If their glory exceeds that of ours (I think he was stoned at the time)

 

[808Metal]

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day (yeah we heard that already)

Where the air is so pure, the zephyrs so free
The breezes so balmy and light (life is just perfect isn't it. liar!)
That I would not exchange my home on the range
For all of the cities so bright (what ever turns you on)

 

[808Metal]

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day (uh huh)

Oh, I love those wild flowers in this dear land of ours
The curlew, I love to hear scream (screaming curlew? cool! What's a curlew?)
And I love the white rocks and the antelope flocks
That graze on the mountaintops green (white rocks? hmm, I knew he was high)

 

[808Metal]

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day (what a lovely song that was)

 

[808Metal]

The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round, round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town. (they could not go square)

 

[808Metal]

The wipers on the bus go "Swish, swish, swish,
Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish"
The wipers on the bus go "Swish, swish, swish"
All through the town. (poofta)

 

[808Metal]

The door on the bus goes open and shut
Open and shut, open and shut
The door on the bus goes open and shut
All through the town. (can't make up their minds)

 

[808Metal]

The horn on the bus goes "Beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep"
The horn on the bus goes "Beep, beep, beep"
All through the town.
(why is he constantly honking his horn? road rage perhaps?)

 

[808Metal]

The gas on the bus goes "Glug, glug, glug
Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug"
The gas on the bus goes "Glug, glug, glug"
All through the town. (at over 4 dollars a gallon!)