50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling." It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but we've got to try something!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like it when people do what I say.

 

[bumpzilla]

soup

i got my iron maiden ticket today for columbia md, and its even PIT

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

i got my iron maiden ticket today for columbia md, and its even PIT

awesomeness, i'm thinking about going to that exact show

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why: Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think there probably should be a rule that if you're talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it's understood that you mean lengthwise loaves. Otherwise, it makes no sense.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president. Then somehow, I get myself elected president.