50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[Sevren]

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

It will occur to you to wonder, what if Jesus had actually said "The geek shall inherit the earth", but was just misquoted? Then you'll think of Bill Gates. Then you'll start to worry.

 

[Sevren]

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

It's about time you became better acquainted with mustard. Get yourself 7 different kinds of mustard, and try them with oven baked home fried potatoes, or in sandwiches with good bread and fresh vegetables and some excellent Swiss cheese. My granddaddy Stonebender always used to say "Take a big enough bite of strong mustard, and your other problems will seem insignificant."

 

[Sevren]

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

High winds today. Good day to try out your new cement kite!

 

[Sevren]

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Good day to hold hands. If you don't currently have a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend, you can probably find a fake "severed hand" at a magic supplies store. That might be a good thing to pick up in any case? You never know when it might come in handy.

 

[Sevren]

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

You will finally come to understand what Mies Van der Rohe was talking about when he said "Less is more." He was talking about his brother, Lester Van der Rohe, and was referring to a small weight-gain problem.

 

[Sevren]

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

Tomorrow when you wake up, many small objects on the carpet will bring you to the alarming conclusion that you have a live rabbit in the house. Search though you may, however, you will be completely unable to find hide nor hare of it...

 

[Sevren]

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

A bit of investigation is called for, today. Look for clues that seem out of place. Also, check with the man behind the curtain.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

enjoying yourself?

 

[Lady_Vhaira]

good evening forum

 

[Lady_Vhaira]

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Tiddly wink day. Make it count.

I miss tiddly winks!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

good evening forum

hello!

 

[Sevren]

enjoying yourself?

ooohhh Who me? No

 

[Sevren]

good evening forum

Afternoon

 

[Lady_Vhaira]

so today I went to a job fair which had like 5 job sites and all were assembley work and contracting.... whatever happened to retail? So I decided to walk along downtown to find places to hand in my res .... I found 2... a funky stuff store and The Stag shop... both of which won't hire until summer.... I apparently fail!

five hours of walking... for nothing

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

ooohhh Who me? No

lol