50K Before Wacken 2012

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Everyone is a procrastinator.

 

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The people who get things done on time are even better procrastinators. Because they even procrastinate procrastinating.

 

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The more you know, the more you realize you don't know.

 

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This is why most smart people think they're idiots, and most idiots think they're geniuses.

 

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If you ever hear otherwise, chances are, they're lying.

 

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This sentence is false.

 

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If someone posts and no one is around to see it, is the person posting still sane?

 

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Perhaps humans aren't the most intelligent species on the planet after all.

 

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Think about it. We're the ones building everything, studying everything, and creating things.

 

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So all the other animals just leech off of us while we do all the work.

 

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Sometimes we even let them live in our houses.

 

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If a light switch doesn't work, what is it?

A broken light switch.

 

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Or a fun toy for someone who is easily amused.

 

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Though most prefer working light switches. Then you can pretend there's a whole lot of lightning.