Let me walk you through it. Left Brisbane international airport at about 3pm on Monday, about 9 hour flight to Singapore international airport, wait around ~3 hours then a ~13 hour connecting flight to Munich, convince passport control that I'm in Germany for a week to party (took about 10 seconds, bloody efficient you lot
) then less than an hour wait for my final 55 minute plane trip to Hamburg arriving at 8am Tuesday local time, catch 2 trains to hotel, die.
I literally slept 15 hours the first day I arrived in Germany. Have you any idea how difficult it is to sleep in a jet plane in Economy Class? Even when Lufthansa tells you when to go to sleep