50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

heard some of those

 

[Quark]

So.. will I have the 47k??

 

[Quark]

Zut, je ne l'ai pas!!!!

Edit Piaf zegt: Toch!!!

47,000​

 

[gnoff]

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Quick peek before 47k!

hello again!
so do you know for sure if you're coming to florida?

 

[Sipyloidea]

Woo! Zim!

 

[agresionpower]

good one

LOL

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

So.. will I have the 47k??

yes!

 

[gnoff]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

 

[Quark]

2 Short messages! Er, 3.

I take congrats!

Sipy, hast 'ne Mail, und ICQ
und ich muss nicht mehr warten!!!

:-*

 

[Sipyloidea]

good one

My favourite's The death's waiting for no one! (Except for Chuck Norris)

Zut, je ne l'ai pas!!!!

Edit Piaf zegt: Toch!!!

47,000​

You did it again!

 

[Quark]

hello again!
so do you know for sure if you're coming to florida?

No, not yet. Depends also on Philips.

 

[gnoff]

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

No, not yet. Depends also on Philips.

let me know

and now, i have to be gone. bye!

 

[agresionpower]

No, not yet. Depends also on Philips.

philips?