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[The Raven]

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The street was wet and tension filled the air, Popli took a deep breath and surveyed the environment, again.

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Then he decided to masturbate himself in front of an old lady who was feeding the doves while sitting in a park.

 

[monochrom]

Behind swirling doves and sperm, the sun slowly rose.

 

[The Raven]

As the sun shone high above Popli's wastage he noticed there weren't just doves pecking on his spunk, there was also a hip-hop gangsta. An enormous dude dressed in leather and chains held the gangsta at sword point. "I'm the son of northern darkness!" proclaimed the leather clad, corpse painted man. "And you, you producer of infdel soundtracks, will feed on this!" he screeched pointing towards the semen that dressed the path of the park. "Yo! Ease up on me, dawg!" said the gangsta trying to wiggle his way out of the situation. Too late. The sword rose high in the air. And began its descent towards the gangsta gold plated neck. But then…

 

[LEX]

Ozzy Osbourne stumbled out from the nearby bushes

 

[The Raven]

Ozzy in a flash of light does his Brit Kung fu thingamij. The black metaler is pinned to the ground.

 

[Supercharger]

The gangstah acted really tough but after a few kicks from Ozzy he lost all his golden teeth and felt down on the ground weeping in tears..

 

[The Raven]

As the gangsta lies there bleeding, lighting strikes Ozzy and his maddening laughter fills the air. Popli watches in amazement as Ozzy splits into two halves and the other half turns out to be Lemmy…

 

[LEX]

while a giant winged demon spirals upward from the smoke over the soggy park

 

[Supercharger]

while a giant winged demon spirals upward from the smoke over the soggy park

when he realised he was in the wrong story and should have been in either a bad action flick by Arnold Schwarzenegger, called End of days, or some Lord of the Rings movey..then he decides to call his manager..

 

[LEX]

and in she flew on a jet powered broom holding her little dog

 

[The Raven]

The little dog shares a sort of a special bond with semen, he rushes towards the semen-gangsta blood soaked pavement and starts to lap it all up when…

 

[LEX]

Lemmy punted the little bitch all the way across the park