The Truth about Korn

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  1. Zombi

    Zombi W:O:A Metalmaster

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    The other day I realised the shocking conspiracy behind korn (the band, not the drink)

    If any have ever seen them on mtv, you should have noticed that all their songs consist entirely out dischords. It is a well known fact that too many dischords can lead to headaches and sore ears.

    And korn need to make money, so who profits from headaches?? Well, the makers of Aspirin of course!

    Therefore, Korn must employed by Aspirin so that people who like their music buy their CDs, and people who don't, buy loads of Aspirins. They can't lose!!!

    In conclusion, I would like to say that Korn must be banned under the Kyoto Treaty. As well as all religions, and underwear should be free.
     
  2. Supercharger

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    great theory on korn zombi..but what about Limp bizshit, linkin park and more shit like that? And what's your opinion on Manowar? :D
     
  3. Zombi

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    Limp Bizkit are misled scientists trying to promote a new phonetic alphebet. FIGHT IT!

    Linkin Park are just another sony-bred boy band (come on, just look at them)

    Slipknot are really a bunch of republicans trying to influence the youth. Why else do they wear masks? You can tell a republican face from 10 kilometers away.

    Mud...whatever they're called...are just a bunch of idiots with too much time on their hands, or they wanna be girls, and they keep fucking up the makeup.

    Some of these bands secret probably go much deeper, they just conceal it better than korn.

    Manowar have maybe lost interest in metal chicks, and are trying out some pop chicks instead.
     
  4. Fallen_Knight

    Fallen_Knight W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Interesting theories
     
  5. Hammered_gods

    Hammered_gods W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Another theory: Better than Korn is porn :D
     
  6. Supercharger

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    hmm did you participate in such a movie hammerd? :D
     
  7. ShizzoKrause

    ShizzoKrause W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Oh come on, they are just trying to make good musik - give peace to them :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  8. Zombi

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    NO! KILL EM ALL!!!
     
  9. ShizzoKrause

    ShizzoKrause W:O:A Metalmaster

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    That is very mean.... :D:D:D:D
     
  10. holocaust

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    some people can be so cruel ;)
     
  11. ShizzoKrause

    ShizzoKrause W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Yeah, isn´t it very bad to have such persons here?
     
  12. Supercharger

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    hmm..well as long there's new-metal around we can make nasty remarks about..picking on manowar and powermetal is becoming boring :D
     
  13. ShizzoKrause

    ShizzoKrause W:O:A Metalmaster

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    No, picking on powermetal becomes never boring :D:D:D:D

    And new-metal is no music :D:D:D
     
  14. Supercharger

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    okey..you've got a point there shizzo :D
     
  15. ShizzoKrause

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    Yuppie, a point for me *dancingaround*
     

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