The other day I realised the shocking conspiracy behind korn (the band, not the drink) If any have ever seen them on mtv, you should have noticed that all their songs consist entirely out dischords. It is a well known fact that too many dischords can lead to headaches and sore ears. And korn need to make money, so who profits from headaches?? Well, the makers of Aspirin of course! Therefore, Korn must employed by Aspirin so that people who like their music buy their CDs, and people who don't, buy loads of Aspirins. They can't lose!!! In conclusion, I would like to say that Korn must be banned under the Kyoto Treaty. As well as all religions, and underwear should be free.