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Undomiel

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Gibt´s das schon?

Wenn ja, sorry...ansonsten: auswendig lernen und die Kinogeher wahnsinnig machen...

And here it is, the ultimate list of things to do, to have even more fun on the third Lord of the Rings Movie.
Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians

Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

Start an Orc sing-a-long.

Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
 

Lutherbock

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"That's what I'm Tolkien about."
ein hammermäßiges wortspiel, so schlecht (aber dennoch geil), hätte nicht mal von mir kommen können :D:D
ansonsten ganz cool :D
 

Undomiel

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Ich möchte aber dennoch anmerken, dass ich mich orc-mäßig (sozusagen) auf den Film freue :D

Nicht das hier wer denkt, ich mag des net!! ;)
 

monochrom

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Original geschrieben von Undomiel
Gibt´s das schon?

Wenn ja, sorry...ansonsten: auswendig lernen und die Kinogeher wahnsinnig machen...

And here it is, the ultimate list of things to do, to have even more fun on the third Lord of the Rings Movie.
Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians

Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

Start an Orc sing-a-long.

Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

Großartig - leider war es für die Kinozuschauer in Hausham letztes Jahr auch nicht schöner mich im Publikum zu haben.
"Der blöde Wald kann ja nix!"
"Wahnsinn sieht dieser Haldir schwul aus - und was macht der da, kann der teleportieren?"
"Wenn der Zwerg noch einmal was Lustiges sagt oder tut schrei ich."
"Der Faramir ist ja noch dümmer als der dumme Baum"
"Hmm, so ähnlich wie Stalingrad, nur nicht so lustig"

Irgendwann mochte mich niemand mehr...
:(
 

grinsekatze666

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*lol* Geil! Vielleicht wird der film ja doch noch interessant für mich.
Das hier....


At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.


Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

... wären dann meine Rollen. :D