Make your own Bush speech

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  1. Goofy

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  2. Goofy

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    Scene: the oval office
    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What´s happening?
    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of china
    George: Great. Lay it on me.
    Condi: Hu is the new leader of china.
    George: That´s what I want to know.
    Condi: That´s what I´m telling you.
    George: That´s what I´m asking you. Who is the new leader of china?
    Condi: Yes.
    George: I mean the fellows name.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The guy in china.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The new leader of china.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The chinaman!
    Condi: Hu is leading china.
    George: Now whadd´ya asking me for?
    Condi: I´m telling you Hu is leading china.
    George: Well, I´m asking you. Who is leading china?
    Condi: That´s the man´s name.
    George: That´s who´s name?
    Condi: Yes.
    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of china?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in china? I thought he was in the middle east.
    Condi: That´s correct.
    George: Then who is in china?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir is in china?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Then who is?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of china. Get me the secretary general of the U.N. on the phone.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: No, thank´s.
    Condi: You want Kofi?
    George: No.
    Condi: You don´t want Kofi?
    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    Condi: And call who?
    George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
    Condi: Hu is the guy in china.
    George: Will you stay out of china?!
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: And stay out of the middle east! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi.
    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
    (Condi picks up the phone.)
    Condi: Rice, here.
    George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in china. And the middle east. Can you get chinese food in the middle east?
     
  3. holocaust

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    we need to kick sadam's ass. My father couldn't do it and I became president to do the job right!
     
  4. Metal Pede

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    "Fellow americans...I am an idiot...vote for me..."
     
  5. Hammered_gods

    Hammered_gods W:O:A Metalmaster

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    My dear sheep,I am at least hundred times more stupid than everybody who votes for me.Pity is that you realized it very late.
     
  6. Warthog

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    Nope, Billy Bob Jones in Tulsa still thinks he voted for the right guy...the one who loves Jesus, riding horses, and doesn't stick cigars into interns. Never mind that he's too incompetent to even run a lemonade stand.
     
  7. Hammered_gods

    Hammered_gods W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Yeah intelligent people must suffer for those stupid ones,but what can you do with them,you can't kill them cause you woul kill at least 95% of world's population.As I saw on one shirt:Shame that stupidity is not painful :D
     
  8. ShizzoKrause

    ShizzoKrause W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Why not??? Than there would be place enough for all the rest :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
    *evillaugh*
    *takingagun*
     
  9. Supercharger

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    Well shoot Bush first :D
     
  10. VimFuego

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  11. Jorma

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    I'm a little more cautious about judging Bush an idiot. Of course he behaves like one but he might be cleverer than he appears (yeah I know, not hard to beat that....)
    Just think once again about Sep. 11th last year even if you're fed up with that. Now think why there where so few people in comparision to other days in the Towers. Now consider the fact that his own father wasn't able fullfil his targets concerning terrorism etc. ... you don't think it possible that he might have been calculating to lose some thousand Americans to blame the east and have a reason not only to fight openly against it but to involve other industry-nations as support ? O.k. maybe I'm paranoid but if you have a short look at American history you realize that some presidents are weird creatures with a really strange kind of humour...

    By the way: @goofy really a good one ! Wrote it yourself ?
     
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  12. Zombi

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    Of course Bush is a fucking idiot. He doesn't even know how to eat a fucking pretzel.
     
  13. Warthog

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    Well, it was also 8:45 in the morning...by which time most of the Armani-suit wearing corporate assholes who worked in the Towers weren't even at work yet. Most of the people who were in the towers were just secretarial pool, maintenance, security, etc...

    Besides, I wouldn't give Bush THAT much credit. :D
     
  14. LooseCannon

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    & don't forget the Pentagon.That got hit by a plane,too.I had a close friend lose 2 friends to that attack.

    Don't get me started on 9/11.I live in the Mid-Atlantic region & they were going to hijack more planes that day.There was even a target here in Baltimore(so I heard).
     
  15. Hammered_gods

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    You know Demanufacture?My gun will be your angel of mercy :D
     

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