Joke of the day

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  1. Warhellhammer

    Warhellhammer W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Maybe a li'l bit old but I think it's always awesome:




    A guy meets a girl in a bar.

    He: hey princess, what's your name?

    She: my name is "Erica" but I call myself "Carmen", like my favourite hobbies: CARs and MEN. And what is your name?

    He: Beercunt.







    :D:D:D
     
  2. Carpathian_Wolf

    Carpathian_Wolf W:O:A Metalmaster

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    I've been reading a book about anti gravity, and its impossible to put down
     
  3. agresionpower

    agresionpower W:O:A Metalgod

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    I think we can change the title of this thread to "worst joke of the day" now.
     
  4. gkanazawa

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    What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?



    A tattoo
     
  5. Alix

    Alix W:O:A Metalmaster

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    fixed :)
     
  6. Carpathian_Wolf

    Carpathian_Wolf W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Two things

    1 its a pun

    2 it wasnt meant to be funny

    so how's about you fuck off knob :D:D:D
     
  7. agresionpower

    agresionpower W:O:A Metalgod

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    than why did you post it in a thread for jokes.
    you know those things that actually are funny! :ugly:
     
  8. Carpathian_Wolf

    Carpathian_Wolf W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Cause I can :p
     
  9. agresionpower

    agresionpower W:O:A Metalgod

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    :p
     
  10. Koldawne

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    An 80 year old United States Marines pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"

    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?"

    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women... As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence.

    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'
     
  11. TrinktnixxX

    TrinktnixxX W:O:A Metalmaster

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    :D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  12. Milkie

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    Well that was unexpected..
     
  13. Warhellhammer

    Warhellhammer W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Hahahaha.... :D:):D:):D
     
  14. Koldawne

    Koldawne W:O:A Metalhead

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    I have a friend who needs your help...

    His wife asked him to get some of those pills that helps a man to achieve and maintain arousal.

    A few hours later, he handed her some diet pills.

    ..Now he's looking for a place to live. :ugly:
     
  15. agresionpower

    agresionpower W:O:A Metalgod

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    it's always about sex with you isn't it.... :D:ugly::p
     

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