I AM WARTHOG!

[Warthog]

Hi, anyone remember me?

Sorry I've been out of touch this past year, but I'm alive, well, and most likely, will be back at Wacken for another round (number 5!) this year. Where have I been? Had some family problems back in the fall, then my mother was sick for a while.

In June, I decided to go back to the university full time... something I've been putting off for way too long. So I'm at the University of Maryland studying Aerospace Engineering... because I decided to follow a dream and go to the fucking moon. Help build a permanent human base there, maybe one day throw the first lunar metal fest. Never mind cold and grimm, it'll be airless too! haha...

But school has kept me busy, as has figuring out what to do with the rest of my life. So, I'm sorry to let it keep me away from you fine folks... I miss chatting with the lot of ya, and hope to see you all once more at this year's WACKEN!

anyhow, carry on... the HOG IS BACK! (for now!)

 

[Zombi]

I remember you

also you'll need a computer programmer to help you get to the moon, right? and that's what I'm going to return to study soon.

I also want to go to the moon, so will you take me with you? i'm good at what I do I even know some assembly (learning it in my spare time)

 

[Warthog]

Of course, I'll need a good programmer to help me engineering a good guidance system for my lunar-based Death Ray.

But you didn't hear anything about that...

 

[Zombi]

Of course, I'll need a good programmer to help me engineering a good guidance system for my lunar-based Death Ray.

But you didn't hear anything about that...

Oh, I can program Death Rays yes yes! that's easy Would you like a nice GUI with that? it could also connect to the internet or Google Earth so you could find everthing easily.

 

[Zombi]

here's a nice picture of Milla Jovovich for you:

http://tinyurl.com/n64dc

 

[Warthog]

Oh, I can program Death Rays yes yes! that's easy Would you like a nice GUI with that? it could also connect to the internet or Google Earth so you could find everthing easily.

Excellent! In fact I had made this proposal to Google but those nerds in Mountain View just didn't cotton to the idea of "Google Death Ray" (tm). I thought it would have worked perfectly with their quirky, light-hearted corporate image, but I guess they don't share my sense of humor.

No matter... let's build the Death Ray before some 12 y/o kid from Tajikistan beats us to the punch.

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Hi scotty! you never replied on my on myspace you fucker! Good to see you back!

 

[gnoff]

Welcome back

Lets get drunk at Wacken again

Hey, if you let me come to the moon as well I can be the official beer brewer

And I'm into electronics, could come in handy

 

[Alrek]

Of course, I'll need a good programmer to help me engineering a good guidance system for my lunar-based Death Ray.

But you didn't hear anything about that...

Death ray you say? I will have my electrical engineering degree in a few years' time hopefully. so put me down for that. Btw, you're in Maryland? I'm just 2 states south

 

[MetalCommando]

welcome back

hey, I have a degree in programming... and I am a sysadmin as well
and I like sci fi
and can be the token female

 

[Alrek]

welcome back

hey, I have a degree in programming... and I am a sysadmin as well
and I like sci fi
and can be the token female

So all we need now is broadband access from the moon

 

[MetalCommando]

So all we need now is broadband access from the moon

i do have a rather good blackberry

 

[mugabe]

Yo. Here's a nice picture of Roger Milla for you:

http://www.starsdufoot.com/images/mill.jpg

 

[Lucretia]

hey Scotty, welcome back!
Good to hear you are coming to WOA again!

 

[Warthog]

Death ray you say? I will have my electrical engineering degree in a few years' time hopefully. so put me down for that. Btw, you're in Maryland? I'm just 2 states south

oh yeah? No-Care-A-Lina, haha. Whereabouts? There's a great metal scene around Raleigh, I know. Especially fucking WIDOW. and I think Twisted Tower Dire pretty much all live down there too now.

Anyhow... looks like the WOA Lunar Death Ray team is shaping up nicely... we've got me to build the rocket, two electrical engineers to build the Death Ray, two programmers to build the guidance system, a token female (to, um, keep us boys in line? ). Now we need a nuclear expert and a good cook/brewmaster!

Next we'll need Mugabe for enlightened conversation, and Mulk... because it wouldn't be a party without Mulk.

and I'm sure Doomfoxx will show up too, whether we invite them or not.