A simple question

[Iscariot]

My ex-gf likes Mortician (so not even a real fan)
And although she was with us to wacken last year she probably won't be there this year so you really have nothing at this post

 

[Zombi]

so? there is still time. I'm sure there are more female mortician fans out there..

 

[monochrom]

What about a mutant uzbek transgender Suffocation fan? Would that help? Or a former beauty-queen (now bewitched superfrog)from Uyghuristan who is very fond of Macabre? Or the kosovan ex-wrestler, ex-teddy-bear, ex-us-marine, ex-sex-symbol whom I met during last fridays traditional Hamburg black mass wearing a Cock & Ball Torture-Shirt - shall I introduce you?

 

[Zombi]

Originally posted by monochrom
What about a mutant uzbek transgender Suffocation fan? Would that help? Or a former beauty-queen (now bewitched superfrog)from Uyghuristan who is very fond of Macabre? Or the kosovan ex-wrestler, ex-teddy-bear, ex-us-marine, ex-sex-symbol whom I met during last fridays traditional Hamburg black mass wearing a Cock & Ball Torture-Shirt - shall I introduce you?

well...looking for a north-eastern european girl.... but if they're cute you can introduce me

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Im sure there will be some girls who like mortician

And i just found out they play in uk in october with nuclear assault exodus and more

 

[Zombi]

yeah they play here in europe sometime with behemoth!!!

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

 

[konstrukt]

Originally posted by dittohead
how about russians?

Russian women are insane. STAY AWAY!!

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by konstrukt
Russian women are insane. STAY AWAY!!

I think they are good fun to hang around with, alright, they tend to destroy stuff, have the worst moodswings in the world and tend to be so beautiful that your eyes hurt. But it's never boring.

 

[dittohead]

Originally posted by Carpathian_Wolf
Im sure there will be some girls who like mortician

And i just found out they play in uk in october with nuclear assault exodus and more

WHO found that out?!?
ME!!!!!!!!!