Was seid ihr für ein MEtaller?

[He_will_Return]

HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,
drinks some beers and fucks the princess

GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
fucks her... easy and quick

FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls
asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the
castle and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle...then sodomizes the princess, drinks
her blood in a ritual before killing her...then he impales the
deflowered princess

GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her...then he
fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts,
fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it
for the last time

DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide...the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26
minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist
arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the
techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the
princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance
and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to
paint the castle in a beautiful pink color

 

[grinsekatze666]

GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her...then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time

Geil.

 

[Baskerville]

Was ist denn das für eine komische Sprache?

 

[Bart]

FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls
asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

hm aber die prinzessin nehm ich trotzdem mit. wozu hab ich mich sonst angestrengt???

 

[Lord Soth]

....
GRINDCORE:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

...

...to buy some cheap alkohol, returns totally drunk, pukes in front of the princess while screaming something like "Aaaaarrrgh oouuuargh beeeeerrr Grraaaagh Rruuuuooorg!", fucks the princess in front of the dragon (who is totally confused and dumbfound by this madman), and falls asleep. The next morning the protagonist, the dragon and the princess decide to found a Grindcore band called MORBID SHIT and go to the next garage to record a kult promo tape while drinking some more cheap alkohol!

 

[Bart]

...to buy some cheap alkohol, returns totally drunk, pukes in front of the princess while screaming something like "Aaaaarrrgh oouuuargh beeeeerrr Grraaaagh Rruuuuooorg!", fucks the princess in front of the dragon (who is totally confused and dumbfound by this madman), and falls asleep. The next morning the protagonist, the dragon and the princess decide to found a Grindcore band called MORBID SHIT and go to the next garage to record a kult promo tape while drinking some more cheap alkohol!

roflmao

 

[grinsekatze666]

...to buy some cheap alkohol, returns totally drunk, pukes in front of the princess while screaming something like "Aaaaarrrgh oouuuargh beeeeerrr Grraaaagh Rruuuuooorg!", fucks the princess in front of the dragon (who is totally confused and dumbfound by this madman), and falls asleep. The next morning the protagonist, the dragon and the princess decide to found a Grindcore band called MORBID SHIT and go to the next garage to record a kult promo tape while drinking some more cheap alkohol!

Passt.

 

[He_will_Return]

HRHRHR wie ich sehe gefällt euch der scheiß

also ich bin ja eher so der Viking MEtaller... aber hmm irgendwie würd ich die prinzessin auch gerne behalten, sofern sie geil ausschaut ^^

 

[Tomatentöter]

...to buy some cheap alkohol, returns totally drunk, pukes in front of the princess while screaming something like "Aaaaarrrgh oouuuargh beeeeerrr Grraaaagh Rruuuuooorg!", fucks the princess in front of the dragon (who is totally confused and dumbfound by this madman), and falls asleep. The next morning the protagonist, the dragon and the princess decide to found a Grindcore band called MORBID SHIT and go to the next garage to record a kult promo tape while drinking some more cheap alkohol!

entweder mach ich sowas oder die Viking-Metal Version, nur dass ich die Prinzessein mitnehme!

 

[He_will_Return]

ich bin nur froh das keiner hier (bis etzt) sowas wie glam metal machen will

 

[schlachtzeuger]

für alle die kein englisch können
etwas auf deutsch

http://www.bullshit-online.de/Witziges.html

 

[Colamann3798]

EPIC SYMPHONIC HOLLYWOOD METAL:
The protagonist arrives from the enchanted lands in a rain of a thousand flames. Like a holy thunderforce he attaks the dragon, who puts up an epic fight. But even the power of the dragonflame cannot harm the hero, and in the end he guts the beast with his emerald sword. He brings the princess home to tell the legendary tale of his victory forever, before leaving to fuck his male comrades back home in the enchanted lands...

 

[WarriorPrincess]

And what's my role in the whole scene???

 

[Beadhanger]

And what's my role in the whole scene???

in most cases you are fucked

 

[WarriorPrincess]

in most cases you are fucked

Gime a sword an d I don't need any man....