Gorefield
W:O:A Metalmaster
Thordis V. said:äh ja *hüstel*
ist das hier nicht der WM-Thread?![]()
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Genau. Und man will ja auf das morgige England spiel gut vorbereitet sein.
Daher hier noch die Auswahl für das männliche Geschlechtsorgan:
Und das wäre die Auswahl für das männliche Geschlechtsorgan:
* alabama black snake (from "Full Metal Jacket")
* anaconda
* ankle spanker
* anteater (an uncircumcised penis)
* arrow
* artistic cauliflower (Finland)
* aspirin meatball
* ass airliner
* ass banjo
* ass bonger
* ass plower
* aviation dive sack
* baby-maker
* baloney
* banana
* bat stabby-thing
* bea
* beautiful
* beaver buster
* beaver cleaver
* beef bayonet
* beef stick
* beef tamale
* beef torpedo (British)
* beer can (penis with large girth)
* beer keg (penis with extremly large girth)
* bell tower
* bell
* ben yang
* bethany m
* bicycle
* big ben
* big kahoona, The
* big l
* big tone
* bipper
* bird
* bishop in a turtleneck
* bishop
* bitchsplitter, The
* blinky (My Fellow Americans)
* blood thirsty hound
* blue-veined custard chucker
* bobby (scottish)
* bod-rod
* boink swatter
* bologna pony
* bone
* boner (more specifically refers to erection)
* boorong (Birdie)
* boto
* bottom beater
* boy- preceding many of the other synonyms, e.g. boycock
* boy's best friend
* boycock
* boyhood
* boyness
* bratwurst
* bunker buster
* burgen
* butoh
* butu
* cabbage roll
* CAC, the (in reference to College Avenue Campus of Rutgers, New Brunswick)
* cack (modification of "cock", used to bypass filters)
* cactuar
* captain catalan
* captain cook
* captain hook
* captain kid
* captain kirk
* captain penis
* captain picard
* captain planet
* captain slappy
* captain titanic
* captain winky (from Ace Ventura Pet Detective)
* captain, the
* card shuffler
* center pole
* cervix slammer (long penis)
* cheese farm
* cheese maker
* cherry popper
* chicken (as in choking the chicken)
* chili chute
* chode (in reference to a penis that is thicker than it is long)
* chromosome snake
* chub
* clit tickler
* clouded frost spire (black metal penis)
* clyde
* coat hanger
* cobra
* cock rocket
* cock
* cod
* colin (Southern New Jersey)
* colonel
* corncob
* corn dog
* crank
* cream filled sausage
* creamsicle
* cuddly little buddy
* cum crank
* cum gun
* cum pole
* cunt buster
* cunt poker
* cunt pounder
* cunt ripper
* cunt thumper
* cyclops
* dairy (produces milk and cheese)
* dangle
* daniel
* dank
* denture cleaner
* derek
* devirginator
* diamond Cutter
* dick
* dickie
* ding-a-ling
* ding-ding
* ding-dong
* dinger
* dingus
* dink
* dinky
* dipstick
* dirt rocket
* dirt stick
* dirty D
* dode
* dog
* doink
* dong
* donger
* donkeycock (very large penis)
* donkeydick (very large penis)
* doodle-dandy (from masturbation)
* doodle
* doomhammer
* dork
* dragon
* drill
* driller
* drum stick
* drunk girls' breathalizer
* DS (Size reference)
* dude piston
* egg roll
* eiffel tower
* elastic warrior
* elvis
* eleventh finger
* endowment
* engine clanker
* equipment
* F.D.R. and The New Deal
* fang
* fatboy slim
* father christmas
* ferret
* finger of love
* fire hose
* firehose
* fireman
* first penis, the (The President of the United States's)
* fishing rod
* flagpole
* flesh rocket
* fuck rod
* fuck stick
* fucker
* fucking udder
* fuckstick
* fun gun
* G.O.D (Giant, orange,Diver)
* gadget
* general, The
* gherkin
* giggle stick
* gir
* goliath
* gong
* goob
* goober
* governor, the (Shaking hands with)
* graduated cylinder
* granny smasher
* guided muscle
* gut wrench
* guy's best friend
* hammer
* hangdown
* hanging johnny
* happiness
* happy place
* hardy boy
* hawg
* heat seeker
* heat-seeking missile
* hog
* hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference)
* hooded warrior
* horsecock (very large penis)
* horsedick (very large penis)
* hose
* hose
* hot dog
* human horn (Futurama reference)
* Hump Master 3000
* impregnator
* inseminator
* j-bar
* jabba (In the film 'Without a paddle' - "... Jabba back in his hutt!"
* jack the ripper
* jackhammer
* jade phoenix
* jawbreaker
* jelly roll
* jimbrowski (From rappers The Jungle Brothers)
* jimmy
* jizz cannon
* jizzer
* john thomas (popularised by Lady Chatterley's Lover)
* john
* johnson, mike
* johnson's little Johnson
* johnson
* joystick
* junk
* khaaaan
* kickstand
* kidney cracker (W:Frantics reference)
* kidney sweeper
* king crash
* King Dong
* king missile
* kit-kat stick
* knee knocker
* knob
* l'ock (a contraction of "limp" and "cock")[Southern US slang]
* lad (Irish)
* lance
* langer (Cork City)
* lap bone
* lap rocket
* lap taffy
* leaning tower of pisa (for a slanted penis)
* leg wand
* lightsaber
* limecat
* lingam
* little bob (also with any owner's first name)
* little elvis
* little general
* little head (as in "Let Big Head make the decisions, not Little Head.")
* little llamaguy
* little willy
* lizard
* log
* lollipop
* long dong silver
* long john silver
* longfellow
* love club
* love fist (Grant Theft Auto: Vice City reference)
* love gun
* love length
* love loaf
* love missile
* love monster
* love muscle
* love pump
* love rocket (from fictional hair band Danger Kitty in American Express commercial)
* love sausage
* love snake
* love stick
* love wand
* lueshi
* magic dragon (in reference to the charactor "Elliott" in Pete's Dragon)
* magic mushroom
* magic stick
* magic wand
* main cable
* main vein
* maleness
* man- preceding many of the other synonyms
* manhood
* manmeat
* manroot
* massiveness
* matthew Smith
* mayonaise cannon
* meat missile (made famous by Max Hardcore)
* meat popsicle
* meat puppet (masturbation)
* meat saber
* meat thermometer
* meat wand
* meat whistle
* meat
* member
* mickey (chiefly Irish)
* micro mikey
* middle leg (large penis)
* mini-me
* missile
* mister man
* mister mushroom head
* mister wobbly
* mongoose
* monkey
* monster
* mushroom head
* mushroom stamp
* mushroom stick
* mutton
* needle
* nessie (Loch Ness Monster)
* nether rod
* ninnyhammer
* notary public
* old boy
* old fella
* old feller
* old fellow
* old goob
* old man
* ole' one-eye ("Take Ole' one-eye to the optometrist" from Grumpy Old Men)
* one-eyed jackhammer
* one-eyed love musket
* one-eyed monster
* one-eyed python
* one-eyed snake
* one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
* one-eyed willie
* one-eyed wonder weasel
* oompa Loompa (small penis)
* OPR (official pussy ripper)
* organ
* Orochimaru
* oscar ("My Baloney has a first name...")
* palmer
* panhandle
* passion pole
* pecker
* pedro
* pee-pee
* pee-wee
* peener
* peep
* peepee (children's term)
* peeper
* pelir
* pen
* pen 15 (if you don't understand try writing it
)* pencil
* percy
* peter
* phallus
* pickle
* piece of Pork (Reference to "Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis," a song sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python's Meaning of Life)
* pink darth vader
* pink pennywhistle
* pink torpedo (Spinal Tap reference)
* pipe
* pisser
* piston
* plank
* pleasure rod
* pleasure stick
* pocker
* pocket rocket
* pole
* pork flute
* pork hammer
* pork plow
* pork sword
* pounder
* presidential staff
* prick
* princess sofia (How to lose a guy in ten days.)
* princess
* private dick
* private johnson
* probe
* pud
* pula
* pudding slinger
* purple fist
* purple katana
* purple-headed monster
* purple-headed warrior
* purple-helmet warrior
* purple-helmeted warrior
* pussy plower
* python
* quiver bone
* rammer
* ramrod
* rape rod
* rearpoker
* red rocket
* remington
* remis
* richard charles (Dick Chuck) Wainwright
* richard (Little Richard)
* robocock (only applicable if Robocop)
* rock monster
* rocket
* rocketrod
* rod
* rodeo cheeseburger
* roger ramrod
* rooster (cock)
* roundhead
* rumple Foreskin
äh ja *hüstel* 
