Viel zu früh und doch schon da: WM 2006-Thread

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Gorefield

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Thordis V. said:
:o äh ja *hüstel* :D

ist das hier nicht der WM-Thread? :confused: :D

Genau. Und man will ja auf das morgige England spiel gut vorbereitet sein.
Daher hier noch die Auswahl für das männliche Geschlechtsorgan:

Und das wäre die Auswahl für das männliche Geschlechtsorgan:

* alabama black snake (from "Full Metal Jacket")
* anaconda
* ankle spanker
* anteater (an uncircumcised penis)
* arrow
* artistic cauliflower (Finland)
* aspirin meatball
* ass airliner
* ass banjo
* ass bonger
* ass plower
* aviation dive sack
* baby-maker
* baloney
* banana
* bat stabby-thing
* bea
* beautiful
* beaver buster
* beaver cleaver
* beef bayonet
* beef stick
* beef tamale
* beef torpedo (British)
* beer can (penis with large girth)
* beer keg (penis with extremly large girth)
* bell tower
* bell
* ben yang
* bethany m
* bicycle
* big ben
* big kahoona, The
* big l
* big tone
* bipper
* bird
* bishop in a turtleneck
* bishop
* bitchsplitter, The
* blinky (My Fellow Americans)
* blood thirsty hound
* blue-veined custard chucker
* bobby (scottish)
* bod-rod
* boink swatter
* bologna pony
* bone
* boner (more specifically refers to erection)
* boorong (Birdie)
* boto
* bottom beater
* boy- preceding many of the other synonyms, e.g. boycock
* boy's best friend
* boycock
* boyhood
* boyness
* bratwurst
* bunker buster
* burgen
* butoh
* butu
* cabbage roll
* CAC, the (in reference to College Avenue Campus of Rutgers, New Brunswick)
* cack (modification of "cock", used to bypass filters)
* cactuar
* captain catalan
* captain cook
* captain hook
* captain kid
* captain kirk
* captain penis
* captain picard
* captain planet
* captain slappy
* captain titanic
* captain winky (from Ace Ventura Pet Detective)
* captain, the
* card shuffler
* center pole
* cervix slammer (long penis)
* cheese farm
* cheese maker
* cherry popper
* chicken (as in choking the chicken)
* chili chute
* chode (in reference to a penis that is thicker than it is long)
* chromosome snake
* chub
* clit tickler
* clouded frost spire (black metal penis)
* clyde
* coat hanger
* cobra
* cock rocket
* cock
* cod
* colin (Southern New Jersey)
* colonel
* corncob
* corn dog
* crank
* cream filled sausage
* creamsicle
* cuddly little buddy
* cum crank
* cum gun
* cum pole
* cunt buster
* cunt poker
* cunt pounder
* cunt ripper
* cunt thumper
* cyclops
* dairy (produces milk and cheese)
* dangle
* daniel
* dank
* denture cleaner
* derek
* devirginator
* diamond Cutter
* dick
* dickie
* ding-a-ling
* ding-ding
* ding-dong
* dinger
* dingus
* dink
* dinky
* dipstick
* dirt rocket
* dirt stick
* dirty D
* dode
* dog
* doink
* dong
* donger
* donkeycock (very large penis)
* donkeydick (very large penis)
* doodle-dandy (from masturbation)
* doodle
* doomhammer
* dork
* dragon
* drill
* driller
* drum stick
* drunk girls' breathalizer
* DS (Size reference)
* dude piston
* egg roll
* eiffel tower
* elastic warrior
* elvis
* eleventh finger
* endowment
* engine clanker
* equipment
* F.D.R. and The New Deal
* fang
* fatboy slim
* father christmas
* ferret
* finger of love
* fire hose
* firehose
* fireman
* first penis, the (The President of the United States's)
* fishing rod
* flagpole
* flesh rocket
* fuck rod
* fuck stick
* fucker
* fucking udder
* fuckstick
* fun gun
* G.O.D (Giant, orange,Diver)
* gadget
* general, The
* gherkin
* giggle stick
* gir
* goliath
* gong
* goob
* goober
* governor, the (Shaking hands with)
* graduated cylinder
* granny smasher
* guided muscle
* gut wrench
* guy's best friend
* hammer
* hangdown
* hanging johnny
* happiness
* happy place
* hardy boy
* hawg
* heat seeker
* heat-seeking missile
* hog
* hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference)
* hooded warrior
* horsecock (very large penis)
* horsedick (very large penis)
* hose
* hose
* hot dog
* human horn (Futurama reference)
* Hump Master 3000
* impregnator
* inseminator
* j-bar
* jabba (In the film 'Without a paddle' - "... Jabba back in his hutt!"
* jack the ripper
* jackhammer
* jade phoenix
* jawbreaker
* jelly roll
* jimbrowski (From rappers The Jungle Brothers)
* jimmy
* jizz cannon
* jizzer
* john thomas (popularised by Lady Chatterley's Lover)
* john
* johnson, mike
* johnson's little Johnson
* johnson
* joystick
* junk
* khaaaan
* kickstand
* kidney cracker (W:Frantics reference)
* kidney sweeper
* king crash
* King Dong
* king missile
* kit-kat stick
* knee knocker
* knob
* l'ock (a contraction of "limp" and "cock")[Southern US slang]
* lad (Irish)
* lance
* langer (Cork City)
* lap bone
* lap rocket
* lap taffy
* leaning tower of pisa (for a slanted penis)
* leg wand
* lightsaber
* limecat
* lingam
* little bob (also with any owner's first name)
* little elvis
* little general
* little head (as in "Let Big Head make the decisions, not Little Head.")
* little llamaguy
* little willy
* lizard
* log
* lollipop
* long dong silver
* long john silver
* longfellow
* love club
* love fist (Grant Theft Auto: Vice City reference)
* love gun
* love length
* love loaf
* love missile
* love monster
* love muscle
* love pump
* love rocket (from fictional hair band Danger Kitty in American Express commercial)
* love sausage
* love snake
* love stick
* love wand
* lueshi
* magic dragon (in reference to the charactor "Elliott" in Pete's Dragon)
* magic mushroom
* magic stick
* magic wand
* main cable
* main vein
* maleness
* man- preceding many of the other synonyms
* manhood
* manmeat
* manroot
* massiveness
* matthew Smith
* mayonaise cannon
* meat missile (made famous by Max Hardcore)
* meat popsicle
* meat puppet (masturbation)
* meat saber
* meat thermometer
* meat wand
* meat whistle
* meat
* member
* mickey (chiefly Irish)
* micro mikey
* middle leg (large penis)
* mini-me
* missile
* mister man
* mister mushroom head
* mister wobbly
* mongoose
* monkey
* monster
* mushroom head
* mushroom stamp
* mushroom stick
* mutton
* needle
* nessie (Loch Ness Monster)
* nether rod
* ninnyhammer
* notary public
* old boy
* old fella
* old feller
* old fellow
* old goob
* old man
* ole' one-eye ("Take Ole' one-eye to the optometrist" from Grumpy Old Men)
* one-eyed jackhammer
* one-eyed love musket
* one-eyed monster
* one-eyed python
* one-eyed snake
* one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
* one-eyed willie
* one-eyed wonder weasel
* oompa Loompa (small penis)
* OPR (official pussy ripper)
* organ
* Orochimaru
* oscar ("My Baloney has a first name...")
* palmer
* panhandle
* passion pole
* pecker
* pedro
* pee-pee
* pee-wee
* peener
* peep
* peepee (children's term)
* peeper
* pelir
* pen
* pen 15 (if you don't understand try writing it :p)
* pencil
* percy
* peter
* phallus
* pickle
* piece of Pork (Reference to "Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis," a song sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python's Meaning of Life)
* pink darth vader
* pink pennywhistle
* pink torpedo (Spinal Tap reference)
* pipe
* pisser
* piston
* plank
* pleasure rod
* pleasure stick
* pocker
* pocket rocket
* pole
* pork flute
* pork hammer
* pork plow
* pork sword
* pounder
* presidential staff
* prick
* princess sofia (How to lose a guy in ten days.)
* princess
* private dick
* private johnson
* probe
* pud
* pula
* pudding slinger
* purple fist
* purple katana
* purple-headed monster
* purple-headed warrior
* purple-helmet warrior
* purple-helmeted warrior
* pussy plower
* python
* quiver bone
* rammer
* ramrod
* rape rod
* rearpoker
* red rocket
* remington
* remis
* richard charles (Dick Chuck) Wainwright
* richard (Little Richard)
* robocock (only applicable if Robocop)
* rock monster
* rocket
* rocketrod
* rod
* rodeo cheeseburger
* roger ramrod
* rooster (cock)
* roundhead
* rumple Foreskin
 

Gorefield

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* salami packer
* salami
* santa's little helper
* saurons finger
* sausage
* scepter
* schlinger
* schlong
* schlonger
* schmuck (Yiddish)
* schnitzel
* schooner (from "Sex and the City")
* schtick
* schwanger
* schwanz
* schwanzstucker (from Young Frankenstein)
* schwartz (from "Spaceballs")
* scud missile
* scud
* scum shooter
* search and rescue team
* second neck (i.e. 'third leg')
* Severus Snape
* sex driver
* sex machine
* sex pole
* shaft
* shalong
* shlong
* shmuck (Yiddish)
* short arm
* shrimp tempura
* simba
* sixth finger
* skin flute
* slammer
* slick willie
* slim jim
* slinky
* slong (From Beavis and Butt-head )
* smoked meat log
* snack trays
* snake
* snopp
* snuffaluffagus (foreskinned penis)
* spam dagger
* spam
* spanky
* spoon wagon (from Robot Frank)
* Spunk cannon
* staff
* standing hampton (full erection)
* stanley (the power tool)
* steaming stalk
* stick Shift
* stick
* super mushroom
* surprise sausage
* sword
* taco
* tail (remarkably also used for the butt, as in tail-end)
* tallywhacker
* tassle
* thigh spreader
* thigh stimulator
* thing
* third leg (large penis)
* thor's hammer
* thumper
* tiki God
* t-gizz
* timpo (2channel)
* tissemand
* todger (Australia, UK)
* tommo
* tommy
* tommyboy
* tonk
* tonsil tickler
* tool
* toot
* tooth chipper
* tootsie roll
* toy
* treff
* tripod (man with an abnormally large penis; Goldmember reference)
* tra-la-la (from a Gunther and the Sunshine Girls song titled "Ding Dong Song")
* trojan horse
* trolley
* trouser lizard
* trouser snake
* trouser trout
* trouser weasel
* true hero, the
* trunk
* tube snake
* tube steak
* tube
* turkey neck
* twanger
* twat jockey
* twig
* twinkie
* two patch
* two towers (alleged slang for erect hobbit penises)
* uncle sam (he wants YOU!)
* unit
* v-rod
* vagina ripper
* vienna sausage
* viper
* virgin killer
* vlad the impaler
* voodoo stick
* walking Stick
* wand of magic missile
* wang-dang doodle
* wang-dang
* wang
* wanga
* wanger
* wango
* wanker
* wankie
* war club
* war hammer
* warrior of love
* weapon
* weapon of ass destruction (W.A.D.)
* wee-wee
* weenie
* weinie
* wenus (reference to an episode of Friends; meant to sound like the combination of Wiener and Penis, but actually an acronym for "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics," though the term was in use before the show)
* wet willie
* whang
* whiz wand
* whoopee stick
* wick
* wiener (misspelled "weiner" on The Simpsons and on Steve O's tattoo )
* wienie
* wife Poker
* Wife's Best Friend
* willie (children's term)
* willy (children's term)
* wing wang
* wing wong
* winkie
* winston
* wobbly
* womb raider (esp. large penis)
* wong
* wooper
* woopy stick 'as sung by the Bloodhound Gang'
* worm
* XY stick
* yard
* yellowshirt
* yingyang
* yoda
* yogurt gun
* yogurt pump
* yogurt slinger
* yolder
* yoni feeder
* zipper trout
 

Corny

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tja, da lag ich mit meinen Tipps gar nicht soo daneben. habe 3:1 für Deutschland und 2:1 für Ecuador getippt.

Ich fand das Deutschland Spiel gut und Bela Rety mit seiner negativen Art sollte in den Arsch getreten werden, man kann auch alles schlecht reden. :o
 

Heimdoki

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Die Polen habe ich mir stärker vorgestellt. Haben ja gar nichts gerissen. Ecuador hat auch intelligent gespielt, kann man nichts sagen. Haben verident gewonnen. Bin gespannt, wie die Gruppe sich entwickelt...