Things we want to bet Hammered_gods to do at Wacken 2003

[Der Helm]

Originally posted by Warthog
They reproduce via windborne spores, actually. One they lodge in fertile suburban soil, then they multiply.

That would explain quite a lot.

Which reminds me.

Do you have something like the "Zeugen Jehovas" over there ?

Translates into Jehovas Wittneses or something like that.

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Der Helm
That would explain quite a lot.

Which reminds me.

Do you have something like the "Zeugen Jehovas" over there ?

Translates into Jehovas Wittneses or something like that.

They got their headquarters in New York, so the answer is yes.

 

[Der Helm]

Originally posted by monochrom
They got their headquarters in New York, so the answer is yes.

Do they to have the bad habbit of showing up on a saturday morning, when you have been to bed for 2 hours with a terrible hangover to talk to you about god ?

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Der Helm
Do they to have the bad habbit of showing up on a saturday morning, when you have been to bed for 2 hours with a terrible hangover to talk to you about god ?

They do that all over the world, their god tells them to. He hates people who sleep long and smites them with his witnesses.

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Der Helm
Do you have something like the "Zeugen Jehovas" over there ?

Translates into Jehovas Wittneses or something like that.

OH FUCKING HELL!

Do we ever!

They usually show up mid-day here. I can usually pick 'em out when I see them walking up my driveway. So I make a habit of showing up naked at the doorway, beer in hand, with Slayer blasting in the background.

I've had my share of fun with the Witnesses. Oh, and Mormons too.

 

[LooseCannon]

They come early in the AM on weekends here.

 

[LEX]

They were in my neighborhood and my mom warned me (she lives on the same st.) and they skipped my house. I like to mess with them too I think they've been warned about me.

 

[LooseCannon]

I've had them & Mormoms knock on my door.I answered the door butt naked both times to scare them away.

 

[dittohead]

Jehovas Wittneses came to my place once.....
i seem to be rude and aggressive as fuck when ppl fuckin disturb me when im asleep/tired

they seem to be french.....

 

[MrHellRaiser]

it's fun in israel. we don't have those. all we have is the good old fashioned total brainwashing. it's nice living in a jewish country !

 

[Hammered_gods]

Jehovas fuckers were trying to give some shitty magazine about their crap to him and he was like: Can I read it when I am a satanist? And they have never came back

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

why dont hammered and ditto try to kick the shit outta each other at 2004

 

[dittohead]

i would never hit a minor

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Originally posted by dittohead
i would never hit a minor

haha

 

[Fyodor]

Originally posted by dittohead
i would never hit a minor

Nobody wants you to hit a mirror...... you should hit HG. And remember: a kill is worth tripple points!


Some years ago Jehovas Wittnesses used to come to our house, too. Until one time I answered the door. I asked "Are you from the Red Cross, do you want a blood donation (is that right?)? Come on in, I love to give the time to rescue the life of another." Do I have to say they never came here again?