Things we want to bet Hammered_gods to do at Wacken 2003

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Der Helm

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Originally posted by Warthog
They reproduce via windborne spores, actually. One they lodge in fertile suburban soil, then they multiply. :D
That would explain quite a lot.

Which reminds me.

Do you have something like the "Zeugen Jehovas" over there ?

Translates into Jehovas Wittneses or something like that.

:D
 

Der Helm

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Originally posted by monochrom
They got their headquarters in New York, so the answer is yes.
Do they to have the bad habbit of showing up on a saturday morning, when you have been to bed for 2 hours with a terrible hangover to talk to you about god ?

:D
 

monochrom

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Originally posted by Der Helm
Do they to have the bad habbit of showing up on a saturday morning, when you have been to bed for 2 hours with a terrible hangover to talk to you about god ?

:D

They do that all over the world, their god tells them to. He hates people who sleep long and smites them with his witnesses.
:D
 

Warthog

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Originally posted by Der Helm
Do you have something like the "Zeugen Jehovas" over there ?

Translates into Jehovas Wittneses or something like that.

:D

OH FUCKING HELL!

Do we ever! :D

They usually show up mid-day here. I can usually pick 'em out when I see them walking up my driveway. So I make a habit of showing up naked at the doorway, beer in hand, with Slayer blasting in the background.

I've had my share of fun with the Witnesses. Oh, and Mormons too.
 

LEX

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They were in my neighborhood and my mom warned me (she lives on the same st.) and they skipped my house. I like to mess with them too :) I think they've been warned about me.
 

dittohead

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Jehovas Wittneses came to my place once.....
i seem to be rude and aggressive as fuck when ppl fuckin disturb me when im asleep/tired

they seem to be french..... :rolleyes:
 

Fyodor

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Originally posted by dittohead
i would never hit a minor :D
Nobody wants you to hit a mirror...... you should hit HG. And remember: a kill is worth tripple points!


Some years ago Jehovas Wittnesses used to come to our house, too. Until one time I answered the door. I asked "Are you from the Red Cross, do you want a blood donation (is that right?)? Come on in, I love to give the time to rescue the life of another." Do I have to say they never came here again?