meine 100 Metal Regeln

[Lord Soth]

Feindgore mein teintcore

Günni, ich glaub... du has' Mischhaut!

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Günni, ich glaub... du has' Mischhaut!

Jürgen von der Lippe gelle

 

[Lord Soth]

Jürgen von der Lippe gelle

DEr is ja auch Grindcore!

 

[Hammered_gods]

Me, and my friend came to the point that in fact that most of metalheads( grindheads included) are too normal when it comes to sex...they simply preach wine and drink water...terrible

 

[Corny]

Me, and my friend came to the point that in fact that most of metalheads( grindheads included) are too normal when it comes to sex...they simply preach wine and drink water...terrible

...so technomatics differ ?

 

[Hammered_gods]

...so technomatics differ ?

Well at fetish parties allways play pretty much industrial stuff (eventhough it has nothing to do with gothic scene in czech!!!)

 

[Hammered_gods]

Bah this has been in my mind since ever. They sing about raping dead corpses and when they come back home, they make themselves a strong tea, kiss the children goodnight and go to bed. One guy who writes into czech metal magazine, was laughing about "how one german death metal band members tell their lovers how much they love them". It is truth. This is only to laugh

 

[Wackenfanti]

Bah this has been in my mind since ever. They sing about raping dead corpses and when they come back home, they make themselves a strong tea, kiss the children goodnight and go to bed. One guy who writes into czech metal magazine, was laughing about "how one german death metal band members tell their lovers how much they love them". It is truth. This is only to laugh

They always have two jobs - musician and actor. Who of those death metal guys claims to be as evil as he describes in his lyrics? Fans want to see evil guys and fans get to see evil guys.

 

[Zombi]

Sei nicht schwul

kannst du denn nicht einfach in "Metaller mussen homophobisch sein" ändern?

 

[Northern Death]

einfallsloser Abklatsch

 

[Lord Soth]

einfallsloser Abklatsch

Höre nur Grindcore.
Alles andere wird automatisch zu Grindcore erklärt.
AUSSER Manowar!

(reicht eigentlich völlig)

 

[Hammered_gods]

They always have two jobs - musician and actor. Who of those death metal guys claims to be as evil as he describes in his lyrics? Fans want to see evil guys and fans get to see evil guys.

At least I am lucky, I am worse than people think I am Which is definitely better

 

[Northern Death]

They always have two jobs - musician and actor. Who of those death metal guys claims to be as evil as he describes in his lyrics? Fans want to see evil guys and fans get to see evil guys.

ich frage mich das bei diesen Viking-Metallern viel stärker...glauben die alle auf einmal an Odin? Oder ist das jetzt "in"?

 

[Northern Death]

Höre nur Grindcore.
Alles andere wird automatisch zu Grindcore erklärt.
AUSSER Manowar!

(reicht eigentlich völlig)

...und?

 

[Lord Soth]

...und?

Da fällt mir ein:

100 Frauen, die grade Erdbeerwochen haben, das sind auch 100 Metalregeln!