Help Jenna J when she plays golf for raising money at a memorial tournament

[Fallen_Knight]

Jenna Jameson ( yes guys, the pornstar) is seeking a caddy for a day via Ebay to help her out at The Seventh Annual Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament, hosted by MÖTLEY CRÜE frontman Vince Neil on May 1 at Malibu Country Club in Malibu, Calfornia.

The winning bidder, and a guest, will have the opportunity carry Jenna's bag, help her with club selection, and look for lost balls. After the tournament, the winner will attend a very special awards ceremony and live auction, hosted by Jenna.

The annual tournament is held in memory of Vince's daughter, Skylar, who lost her life at the age of four to stomach cancer in August of 1995. The tournament has helped to raise over $500,000 for various charitable organizations since its inception. Proceeds from the winning bid and tournament go to The Lili Claire Foundation, which seeks to improve the lives of children living with Williams Syndrome, Down Syndrome, autism and other neurogenetic birth defects and to provide hope and resources for their families

More info: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2171104600&category=16071

So if you want to, support them and help Jenna out with the golf

So, any interested? remember it costs you if you want to be the caddie

 

[mugabe]

Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch.
She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain.

"No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs.

Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pant and starts massaging his genitals.

"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.

"Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell."

 

[Abaddon]

ROFL

That's what I call a golf game with Jenna Jameson

 

[Fallen_Knight]

Abaddon: She is married you know

 

[Abaddon]

Really? I can hardly imagine there is a guy who wants to marry a pornstar

 

[Fallen_Knight]

I think he is one too... I don't know...
He must be in that business... a regular guy.. nah...

who let other guys doing stuff like that to your gilfriend?

 

[konstrukt]

Originally posted by Fallen_Knight
I think he is one too... I don't know...
He must be in that business... a regular guy.. nah...

who let other guys doing stuff like that to your gilfriend?

Some people like that. There are people who enjoy watching other people have sex with their girl/boyfriends. A girl came up to my friend once and said" My boyfriend thinks you're cute, do you want to come home with us, and i'll watch?"

My friend said no, and she was in total shock, it was too funny.

 

[Hammered_gods]

Hmmmm...too bad I never had boyfrind for long time

 

[viking]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Hmmmm...too bad I never had boyfrind for long time

Pleace let as Chat in the ICQ..........@Hammered_gods

 

[SheisTheDark]

Shoooo bi doobi doo!

Hahahahah!

Check mate!

anyhoo...I knew...with the word "porno" involved in this thread, which was meant for a good cause, was going to the sexual shitter hhahahah I LOVE IT!

Anyhoo...yes watching people having sex...hmmm. Safer to stick to the tapes...wouldnt ya say Pornos are funny! Does anyone know Orgasmo?! Man I havent seen that movie in so long. Dont think it exists here in Germany.

 

[Fallen_Knight]

Originally posted by konstrukt
Some people like that. There are people who enjoy watching other people have sex with their girl/boyfriends. A girl came up to my friend once and said" My boyfriend thinks you're cute, do you want to come home with us, and i'll watch?"

My friend said no, and she was in total shock, it was too funny.

Well, some people like that, I am not one of those. I don't want tosee another guy doing stuff to my girlfriend, but that is me....

Sheisthedark: I have seen porn bloopers running around some p2p-servers.. those make you wonder what they do in the porno-scene!

 

[SheisTheDark]

Originally posted by Fallen_Knight
Well, some people like that, I am not one of those. I don't want tosee another guy doing stuff to my girlfriend, but that is me....

Sheisthedark: I have seen porn bloopers running around some p2p-servers.. those make you wonder what they do in the porno-scene!

Hmmm what exactly are p2p servers?! you mean pee pee?! oh god! Please say thats not what you meant :/

 

[Fallen_Knight]

Peer 2 Peer

File-share, you know.. Kazaa, Direct Connect *uses Direct Connect*

 

[SheisTheDark]

Ah ha...so thats how it goes...lol

:::blush:::

 

[Fallen_Knight]

Why you blush?

You thought p2p was something kinky, nasty or something like that?

Nobody bidding to be caddie?