so das hat mir en kumpel geschickt hab aber leider keine übersetzung dafür! About 14 months ago, one of the local rave DJs, Phonosys, disappeared completely after leaving the local boozer. This week, they found him. Or rather, his mummified remains, trapped between the walls of the club that I frequent. Evidently, he had managed to wriggle in for as yet undetermined reasons, and suffered positional asphyxiation. He was some 23 feet into the wall, between the drywall and foundation wall. The lack of air and conditions lead to the mummification of his remains. Statements released are basically stating that the only reason he was found was due to a recent public smoking ban. The sudden absence of smoke in the club lead to increased complaints of a foul order, and upon investigation by a duct cleaning company using remote sensing cameras, the body was discovered. And to think I've been drinking there all this time, assuming that foul order was simply rancid beer and stale smoke.