100K in 100 DAYS before WOA:08!!

[808Metal]

KINGS OF METAL
Manowar manowar living on the road
When were in town speakers explode
We dont attract wimps cause were too loud
Just true metal people thats manowars crowd

They wanna keep us down
But they cant last
When we get up were gonna kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin
We always will
Other bands play manowar kill
Other bands play manowar kill

We like it hard, we like it fast
We got the biggest amps, man they blast
True metal people wanna rock not pose
Wearin jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

They wanna keep us down
But they cant last
When we get up were gonna kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin
We always will
Other bands play manowar kill
Other bands play manowar kill

Were the kings of metal commin to town
When we light up, have the roof nailed down
Dont try to tell us that were too loud
cause there aint no way that well ever turn down

They wanna keep us down
But they cant last
When we get up were gonna kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin
We always will
Other bands play manowar kill

 

[808Metal]

THE FOUR HORSEMEN
By the last breath of the fourth winds blow
Better raise your ears
The sound of hooves knocks at your door
Lock up your wife and children now
Its time to wield the blade
For now you have got some company

The horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With the four horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die

You have been dying since the day
You were born
You know it has all been planned
The quartet of deliverance rides
A sinner once a sinner twice
No need for confession now
Cause now you have got the fight of your life

The horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With the four horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die

Time
Has taken its toll on you
The lines that crack your face
Famine
Your body it has torn through
Withered in every place
Pestilence
For what you have had to endure
And what you have put others through
Death
Deliverance for you for sure
There is nothing you can do
So gather round young warriors now
And saddle up your steeds
Killing scores with demon swords
Now is the death of doers of wrong
Swing the judgment hammer down
Safely inside armor blood guts and sweat

The horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With the four horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die

 

[808Metal]

VICTIM OF CHANGES
Whiskey woman dont you know
That you are drivin me insane
The liquor you give stems your
Will to live and gets right to my brain
Dont you know youre driving me insane
Youre tryin to find your way through life
Youre tryin to get some new direction
Another woman got her man
She wont find no new connection

Takes another drink or two, things look better when shes through

Takes another look around, youre not goin anywhere
Youve realized youre gettin old and no one seems to care
Youre tryin to find your way again
Youre tryin to find some new...
Another womans got her man
But she wont find a new...

Takes another drink or two, things look better when shes through

You bin foolin with some hot guy
I want to know why is it why
Get up get out you know you really blew it
Ive had enough, Ive had enough, good God pluck me

Once she was wonderful
Once she was fine
Once she was beautiful
Once she was mine...she was mine

Now change has come over her body, she doesnt see me anymore
Now change has come over her body, she doesnt see me anymore

Changes, changes, changes, changes
Victim of changes

 

[808Metal]

RUN TO THE HILLS
White man came across the sea
He brought us pain and misery
He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
He took our game for his own need

We fought him hard we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell
But many came too much for cree
Oh will we ever be set free?

Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom a stab in the back
Women and children and cowards attack

Run to the hills run for your lives
Run to the hills run for your lives

Soldier blue on the barren wastes
Hunting and killing their game
Raping the women and wasting the men
The only good indians are tame
Selling them whisky and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old

Run to the hills run for your lives

 

[808Metal]

WALK
Cant you see Im easily bothered by persistence
One step from lashing out at you...
You want in to get under my skin
And call yourself a friend
Ive got more friends like you
What do I do?

is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who I am, where Ive been
Belong
You cant be something youre not
Be yourself, by yourself
Stay away from me
A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time

(chorus) respect, walk

Run your mouth when Im not around
Its easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize
Can you hear the violins playing you song?
Those same friends tell me your every word

 

[808Metal]

FAST AS A SHARK
Fog in the streets
A church clock beats
Midnight - darkness all around

You better beware
You better take care
Be prepared for the shock

The time has come
And hes the one
Whos breathing down your neck

Coming from behind
Now its your time
A loser will die

Fast as a shark hell cut out of the dark
Hes a killer - hell rip out your heart
On a one way track and youre not coming back
cause the killers on the attack

Surprise attack
Coming from the back
An expert of the deadly knack

Just take care
Just beware
Be prepared for the fight

Fast as a shark hell cut out of the dark
Hes a killer - hell rip out your heart
On a one way track and youre not coming back
cause the killers on the attack

Watch out - watch out

Fast as a shark hell cut out of the dark
Hes a killer - hell rip out your heart
On a one way track and youre not coming back
cause the killers on the attack

Fast as a shark hell cut out of the dark
Hes a killer - hell rip out your heart
On a one way track and youre not coming back
cause the killers
cause the killers
cause the killers on the attack

 

[808Metal]

DENIM AND LEATHER
Where were you in '79 when the dam began to burst
Did you check us out down at the local show
Were you wearing denim, wearing leather
Did you run down to the front
Did you queue for your ticket through the ice and snow

Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free
Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free

Did you read the music paper from the back and to the front
Did you find out where to see your favorite band
Did you listen to the radio every Friday night
Did hang around your local record store

Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free
Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free

Do you dream of playing guitar or smashing up the drums
Maybe you can learn to play the bass
You can always be a singer like me and front the band
When on the stage we wait at your command

Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free
Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free

It was you - that set the spirit free
It was you - that put us here today
It was you - that filled the concert halls
It was you - that set the spirit free

Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free
Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free

 

[808Metal]

HIGHWAY TO HELL
Living easy, livin' free
Season ticket, on a one - way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell

No stop signs, speedin' limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me 'round
Hey Satan! Paid my dues.
Playin' in a rockin' band
Hey Mama! Look at me
I'm on my way to the promise land

I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell

Dont stop me!

 

[808Metal]

spam and eggs

 

[808Metal]

green eggs and spam

 

[808Metal]

spam on toast

 

[808Metal]

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

 

[808Metal]

egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

 

[Quark]

What happened with the forum?
Why is it set in English, yet I asked it to be in German!

 

[808Metal]

THE RODEO SONG
Well it's 40 below and I don't give a f#$k
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya f#$kin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, f#$kin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his p#$%&r in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya f#$kin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, f#$kin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I aint got a truck
and I dont give a f#$k cause I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya f#$kin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, f#$kin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his p#$%&r in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya f#$kin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, f#$kin' jerks, get on my nerves