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  1. Warthog

    How do you tell if a band is American?

    They always yell, "I WANNA SEE A FUCKING CIRCLE PIT"
  2. Warthog

    College/university students? Facebook.com

    If any of you use Facebook.com (a networking site for college and university students... sort of like Myspace but with better layouts, tighter security, and fewer child molestors), please join my Wacken group on there! http://umd.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204904838 \m/
  3. Warthog

    With a heavy heart...

    ... I must announce that I will not be attending W:O:A 2006, which will make this the first Wacken in five years without a beer-guzzling tent-crushing hell-raising obnoxious ScheissAmi Warthog. :( Reason being: My good friend Francis, whom I have known since we were six years old, is...
  4. Warthog

    Warthog is also on the RADIO!

    I've got a radio show now! Who the hell needs Howard Stern when you've got Scotty the Warthog? WMUC 88.1 FM and the University of Maryland bring you: "LEAVE THE HALL!" True heavy metal radio, Thursdays 2-4 AM EST (GMT -5) HEAVY METAL: the soundtrack to victory! True metal is not...
  5. Warthog

    I AM WARTHOG!

    Hi, anyone remember me? :) Sorry I've been out of touch this past year, but I'm alive, well, and most likely, will be back at Wacken for another round (number 5!) this year. Where have I been? Had some family problems back in the fall, then my mother was sick for a while. In June, I...
  6. Warthog

    EMPEROR!

    Is it just me, or is this not incredibly great news?
  7. Warthog

    How to pronounce "Mugabe"

    I hope this little comic will be instructive: http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/war.336.gif
  8. Warthog

    Iron Maiden gets pelted with eggs at Ozzfest.

    ...and all signs point to a blatant sabotage attempt by Sharon Osbourne and the Ozzfest organization. Wow...all I've got to say is...wow. http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=40691 Listen to the soundclips linked on the blabbermouth page...
  9. Warthog

    Pope Benedict XVI

    Go figure...the new pope is German, and he looks creepily like Udo Dirkschneider. :D
  10. Warthog

    Twisted Tower Dire

    Well, I know a few of you are fans of this most excellent metal band! So check out a sample or two from their new album, Netherworlds! http://www.twisted-tower-dire.com/mp3/mp3.htm Dig it! :)
  11. Warthog

    All of you speak terrible English!

    Dear WOA forum, I insist that you find and thoroughly study this textbook RIGHT NOW! http://tinyurl.com/33p8g Your friend, Scotty
  12. Warthog

    MANOWAR haters can relax now...

    ...as the Kings of Metal will apparently not be making an appearance at Wacken this year: MANOWAR TO HEADLINE EARTHSHAKER FEST 2005 Saturday - December 25, 2004 Get ready heavy-metal fans—The Kings Of Metal MANOWAR return to Germany to headline EARTHSHAKER FEST 2005. This will be...
  13. Warthog

    To all freedom-hating Europeans...

    I have a message for you! http://www.craptv.com/coop/america.htm :D
  14. Warthog

    Within 24 hours...a new President?

    In 24 hours, I hope to be able to say that the USA has a new president. I'm actually nervous...sheesh... Chris and LEX (especially, you, LEX, since MN is one of the swing states) and any other Americans on here, get your asses to the polls. I'm leaving right now.
  15. Warthog

    Guess the Dictator or TV show character

    D'oh, haven't been here in a while...I guess it's only fair that you should join in on what I've been doing to waste my time: Guess the Dictator or Sitcom Character: http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html Enjoy! :) I've only been able to stump it with really obscure TV show...
  16. Warthog

    Lets form the most popular band at Wacken ever!

    Folks, I have a proposition! I suggest we form a band, and we play WOA 2005. I believe we will be the most popular band to play Wacken, possibly the most popular band in Germany ever, with the craziest fans and the most brutal moshpit! Why? Our setlist, of course! This is what it...
  17. Warthog

    Bands I hope to NEVER see at Wacken

    http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/ Discuss. And post your favorites!
  18. Warthog

    I know this is a bit last minute

    Hooray for 11th Hour changes of plan... Is anyone going to be leaving from Hamburg on Thursday? My train will be rolling in to the Bahnhof early-ish in the day (still have to confirm times). From then, I have to make my way on to Wacken. If anyone would be so kind as to spare me a...
  19. Warthog

    Die Rückkehr des Warzenschwein!

    WOO HOO! :D I am back! But then again, I never really left, did I? Sorry for not posting here much lately...the last few months have been rather difficult for me personally. Family issues mostly...I'll spare you the details, but it's to the point where Wacken is a break from reality...
  20. Warthog

    Bush = Jesus ?!?

    My friend Dan, an older gent, served as a United States Marine for over 40 years. He's a great guy, but he's more Republican than a Texas gun club. And he's always forwarding these emails to me - stories from military "insiders" about how great GW Bush is and how you don't hear about his...