1. You built a tent in your garden. 2. You dig a hole in the ground near said tent, to keep your beer cool. 3. You wake up in the morning, and your first thought is "Who's playing next?" 4. "Helga" and "Timmy" are more than just names to you. 5. You scared people in the streets by screaming "Helga" at least once. 6. You look for coins whenever you need to visit a toilet or shower. 7. You get on a bus and show the driver your wristband. 8. BTW, your wrists (as a variant - bedroom walls) look like a fucking patchwork, because of all the wristbands. 9. Your diet consists mainly of canned food and beer. 10. Any picture of Wacken makes you homesick. 11. Hangover is NOT a phenomenon - it is a way of life. That's what came to my mind "from the top of my head"..... Any contributions?