Wrong guy, Mr Spammer

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  1. mugabe

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    "I am Dr. Tenda Ndou a member of the movement for Democratic Change in ZIMBABWE. My party is opposed to the ZANU-PF of the incumbent president ROBERT MUGABE. I went into a partnership with a white farmer and businessman in ZIMBABWE and as we progressed in business, I bought his ideas and philosophy, which made me join the movement for democratic change which is dominated by the white (of which my colleague is a top member).

    We control the greater portion of the white-dominated farms in ZIMBABWE and we are major shareholder in major companies in ZIMBABWE. The MUGABE government and his political associate are not tolerant to the activities of the movement for democratic change and he is using indirect guerrilla war tactics to oppress the members.

    yada-yada-transfer funds, etc."

    Still, the nerve to send this proposition to a guy whose mail address is "mugabe".
     
  2. dittohead

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    what has this got to do with Wacken? :p
     
  3. Brat

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    yeah, right Dotti... like that's ever been a criteria for your posts :D :p



    i can't believe those emails are still going around...

    it's one of the earliest email spam scams I remember. I now just email them in return with a polite "FUCK OFF!" :D
     
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  4. Warthog

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    Ah, the 4-1-9 scammers! They never stop, do they?

    If you're interested, check this link out:

    http://www.419eater.com/

    And get ready to laugh. :D
     
  5. The Raven

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  6. mugabe

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    http://homepage.ntlworld.com/shiver.419/images/trophy_room/thompson_koulibally.jpg :eek:

    A friend of mine got one of the first Nigeria letters back in 199...4, before there was even any mention of it in the press. He immediately started fantasising about the millions of dollars awaiting him, becoming one of the richest persons in Sweden. I remember telling him to expect some catch, which promptly arrived after he replied.

    I somehow appreciate receiving these things, as opposed to "attract women with a new, huge penis" spams. At least they've put some effort into it, and make people dream a bit. So they don't deliver, but hey, that's life for you.
     
  7. mugabe

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    When I receive the millions of dollars I'm being promised, I'll buy beer for all of you next year.
     
  8. dittohead

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    beer?! what has that got to do with Wacken? :D
     
  9. mugabe

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    Mmm...beer... I'm still awaiting this: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_936256.html

    Scientists have developed a self-cooling beer can that could be on shop shelves as early as this summer...the temperature of the drink drops to 3C in three minutes and stays cold for up to an hour.

    Not that I really need to keep a beer can cold for an hour. Five minutes should be enough. It's just a bit awkward having to drink all your beer at breakfast before it gets hot.
     
  10. dittohead

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    like the self-heating coffees?
     
  11. mugabe

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    Kinda, I suppose, except that in the tropical North German heat of Wacken, everything is self-heating. The warmness of the beer - the scourge of thousands of festival-goers every year.
     
  12. dittohead

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    didnt the barrells have self cooling mechinism??
     
  13. mugabe

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    Well, yes, but ten-liter-crates are a bit too cumbersome for my liking.
     
  14. dittohead

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    TEN?!
    i thought they were Five
    hmm...they probably get a better one than me..

    i found a 5lt from my local...
     
  15. dittohead

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    back to the point:
    i sympathise..or pity :D...you.
    had a Call asking me about my non-existant insurance for my mobile phone.

    they pressed some keys before hanging up.
    MI5? MI6? SAS? CIA?

    BASTARDS
     

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