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[Der Helm]

Ich lach mich schlapp ...

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

 

[Der Helm]

Ich kann nicht mehr ...

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

 

[Der Helm]

Ich kann kaum noch atmen vor lachen ...

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

 

[Der Helm]

Hilfe!
#178890 +(8366)- [X]

*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

#261501 +(8189)- [X]

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

 

[Der Helm]

Ich kann nicht mehr aufhören ...

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class

 

[*Fee]

Helm? Was is das?

 

[Devstar]

IRC logs!?

 

[scratch]

gibts eigentl. noch irc???
war da vor zig jahren immer drin zu internet-anfangszeiten

 

[*Fee]

IRC logs!?

Jaja....aber ich kann damit nix anfangen. Deshalb frag ich ja

 

[Devstar]

Jaja....aber ich kann damit nix anfangen. Deshalb frag ich ja

IRC = Internet Relay Chat (wenn ich mich recht erinnere....)

Also im Klartext= der größte Chat der Welt

 

[grinsekatze666]

gibts eigentl. noch irc???
war da vor zig jahren immer drin zu internet-anfangszeiten

Klar, gibts noch. Ist auch nach wie vor noch ziemlich populär.

 

[Der Helm]

<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach.

 

[Der Helm]

Ist das geil ...

<lec> saying "no kick?" is like walking into the YMCA shower, dropping the soap, and saying "wow, nobody fucking me up the ass?"

 

[Der Helm]

* jasn_78 then sucks ur clit as finger ur wet tight pussy
* hot_gurl_4_u grabs hold of your cock harder, moaning louder and louder, until finally her anus can take no more and she accidentally shits on your hair
<hot_gurl_4_u> hehe, sorry
<jasn_78> yuck
<hot_gurl_4_u> sorry, its a medical problem
<-- jasn_78 has quit (Exit: )

Fee!

Wie war das Fremdwort nochmal ?

 

[*Fee]

Fee!

Wie war das Fremdwort nochmal ?

Koprophilie?