Victims of the piss ditches.

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  1. WhiskeyFist666

    WhiskeyFist666 W:O:A Metalhead

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    This thread is dedicated to all those people who fell victim to the piss ditches. I'm asking all those who've fallen into these rivers of hell to speak up and identify yourselves. I myself am one of those victims. Maybe if enough people speak up, the organization will take the proper steps to assure us that no body else will have to live through the humiliation that I went through. Stupid smell followed me around for the entire duration of the festival. I fell in the first night. Help me lend moral support to all those unfortunate individuals who've also lived through this travesty of an experience.

    Yours Truly,
    WhiskeyFist666
     
  2. FromTheToedden

    FromTheToedden W:O:A Metalmaster

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    :eek:
     
  3. Sipyloidea

    Sipyloidea W:O:A Metalgod

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    Sorry, but do you mean the ditches all over the fields? They can't take that away, it's a necessary thing to make the fields farmable for the rest of the year. Has something to do with the drainage to prevent flodding (I guess).

    Btw. I was a victim myself but I thought it was fun. I was walking back to my tent shitdrunk and saw a girl falling in there. I just laughed at her and while I was turned towards her to watch, I was walking straight into the next ditch :D:D
     
  4. Lord Soth

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    Well... with that Foul Ole Ron kinda smell around me even I would've thought about gettin a shower in Wacken... your sleeping bag was ready for the trash afterwards I guess...:p:D
     
  5. FromTheToedden

    FromTheToedden W:O:A Metalmaster

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    *hrhrhr* at first i thought, the name is not unknown, but from what :D :D %-)
     
  6. WhiskeyFist666

    WhiskeyFist666 W:O:A Metalhead

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    Yes! Those ditches. I fell into them twice. Once trying to rescue one of my friends. The fucker pulled me in with him. I gues it was fun. Lucky it was the first night and not the last. I imagine those who fell in on the last night got the worst of the piss. Maybe they could put some wooden planks over the ditches that get more traffic. Like the one that's in between the movie screen and the entrance. I saw many people fall into that one. Poor drunk bastards.
     
  7. blackmocco

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    I don't think I was in Wacken one hour before I fell victim. Had just changed into clean clothes, all proud of myself and then realized just how this weekend was going to be. EMBRACE THE MADNESS!!!
     
  8. Sipyloidea

    Sipyloidea W:O:A Metalgod

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    as I said, they can't do anything about that. Without that the field would become worthless to the farmer. And how about another suggestion? Just fucking stop pissing in there....
     
  9. cyber999

    cyber999 W:O:A Metalmaster

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    i fell in one just when i passed the gates in the first day in the morning.but luckly nobody pissed there there wasnt any tends around at that time :D

    my advice.. allways camp near the paths :p
     
  10. Keeper

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    FUCK PISS DITCHES!!! Although, it isn't the whole Wacken experience unless you get shit drunk and fall into a ditch. It should be a right of passage for all new comers. Heh. :D
     
  11. Sipyloidea

    Sipyloidea W:O:A Metalgod

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    well I still kinda thought it was funny when I fell in there. At least it was ironic and I kinda deserved it that moment :p Just that if there weren't the piss ditches, the whole fields would be flooded every year and we could camp in a lake....
     
  12. eklof

    eklof W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Actually all females are victims to the piss ditches, as their olfactory senses are far more advanced than those of their male counterparts. There are areas at Wacken, where the torturous attac on our delicate noses makes us want to puke.
     
  13. Keeper

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    I don't remember falling in at all. I just woke up wet and smelling like I hadn't showered in a year! :(
     
  14. Carpathian_Wolf

    Carpathian_Wolf W:O:A Metalmaster

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    I remember fucker, me and anabel and ralph were with you sleeping beauty :p:D
     
  15. rice

    rice W:O:A Metalhead

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    piss ditches? oh how nice. im looking forward to it :( atleast its better than someone pissing on the side of your tent. Im sure THAT doesnt happen at all. :p
     

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