Twisted Talk

Dieses Thema im Forum "Talk" wurde erstellt von Goofy, 18. Oktober 2002.

  1. Goofy

    Goofy W:O:A Metalmaster

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    TWISTED TALK

    Man : You remind me of the sea.
    Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    Man : No, because you make me sick.


    Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
    Husband : You tell a woman something, It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.


    Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
    Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


    Peter : Mom, does God use our bathroom?
    Mother : No, Peter. Why?
    Peter : Because Daddy bangs on the door every morning and yells, "Oh god, are you still there?"


    Customer : How much is that tie?
    Salesman : Forty dollars.
    Customer : Why, I can buy a pair of shoes with that much money.
    Salesman : But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck.


    Jimmy : Mom, can I have two pieces of cake?
    Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.


    Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration to me?
    Man : By cheque, money order or cash.


    Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
    Lily : So what do you do?
    Sam : I close my eyes.


    Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
    Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.


    Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
    Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?


    Man : I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
    Little boy : I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars.
    Man : Why should I pay you so much?
    Little boy : Because bank directors are always highly paid.
     
  2. Supercharger

    Supercharger W:O:A Metalmaster

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    good shit goofy :D
     
  3. DeathTakes

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    as i told you in other tread whomever posts messages to this forum needs a *Profecianal* therapy...
    :D
     

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