Three words story - summary

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  1. Thordis V.

    Thordis V. W:O:A Metalgod

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    Started the same in the German forum so why not in here?! ;)

    One cold night a group of drunken techno freaks decided to go to a metal party in Hamburg. There they found some drunken metalheads who really wanted to get naked so that his majesty would be content. This was, as always, the neverending orgy of metal and techno, as well as nudity. The king of beer-drinking unleashed his gigantic tankard, and with his eyes closed running faster than a lightning could towards the bar screaming and puking, he gave the sign: FUCK OFF MORONS! The morons said: Bend over dude!

    The king refused and ordered the metalheads to cut their penises and their hair. The metalheads cut their penises and formed a band called king diamond and toured with some other bands.The grouppies were frightened of penismutilations, but who isn't? So they wore kilts and skivies to be true. blasphemors of the holy cross of posing. As the blood flowed from Jesus, so shall semen spurt forth the mouths of 1000 emo fags singing about girlfriends and wild orgies in the woods of Middleearth. Then, it is written, the great Rat will descend from the heavens to the Earth where the man of many names will die. This metalhead , also known as, "The alloy cranium" could bang like a dog in heat, occasionally throwing his money. Balls hard as steel, cold as hell, and fluffy as muskrat on crack.

    Fearing his demise, he commited suicide! That was really a very big reason to go kicking against an enemy with spikes and big blue balloons on his enourmously huge genitals which are easily to recognise through blizzards, even. Well, due to testicular cancer he chopped off the head and the ball off decayed wormy flesh fed it to his fat mother and gave a horny pig to castrated stinkeroo dog and he kicked ass at Checkers and drank some beers.

    As the fullmoon shined and the sky was coloured red and like blood spilled runny goose turds the police shot the queen mother! Instantly the mighty techno freak decide to commit genocide. He gets his giant bag of idiotic techno CDs, puts one on is dumb head and starts dancing, dancing, dancing. None of the witnesses are able to comprehend the horror that soon will befall them. The technofreak gets his lubricant and starts sodom the big goat. Nobody could help poor goat stop the bleeding because the sodomizer smelled so horrible.

    So he then so he then went home and pulled out his ass and stick his leg into and so on n the shower. the water came out and was
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    (I'll keep it updated... )
     
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  2. monochrom

    monochrom W:O:A Metalmaster

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    The story is actually much better than the one in the German Forum. Figures.
     
  3. Sodomy&Lust

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    Yeah, it's a really good story!
     
  4. Lordwalter

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    Awesome! jajajaja :D:D :D
     
  5. berserkur

    berserkur W:O:A Metalhead

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    it´s hilarious!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Rock'n'Roll

    Rock'n'Roll W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Keep it coming...:D:D:D
     
  7. Thordis V.

    Thordis V. W:O:A Metalgod

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    that's what I do whenever I find some time
     
  8. Zarborg

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  9. Thordis V.

    Thordis V. W:O:A Metalgod

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    someone should read this out in Wacken :D
     

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