Those that love to laugh

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  1. xforeverxmetalx

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    I enjoy looking up random funny pics off the internet when I get bored... in case anyone else does too, feel free to share them... jokes too.

    put this here so that pics show up rather than needing to click the URL [too much effort] :o
     
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    One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up and begins to read a book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

    Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies.

    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

    "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
     
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    McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered Martini after Martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.

    "S'cuse me", said a customer who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, "what was that all about?"

    "Ach, it were nothin', said McQuillan, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"
     

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