The Viking Beard Thread

[^witchfinder^]

bearded women rule!

 

[Fallen_Knight]

Witchfinder: How much have you been drinking now?

 

[^witchfinder^]

hahaha enough dude enough

i gotta make this my last beer i think LOL

hmm maybe we were not talking about the same "beard" lol ...umm nooo actually that is worse
ahh f**k it i need to sleep

 

[gnoff]

well, first, gnoff is with a "small" g...
and I have to metion a disgusting ffuking thing, a female friend wa talking about a "ass beard" on a woman, that suck!!

I'm fucking drunk right now...

 

[Warthog]

I saw this girl I work with who's some sort of Arab leaning over to pick something off the ground, and she was wearing a short shirt...so you could see the small of her back (just above the ass), and there was this huge mat of black hair right there. I damn near puked right then! UGGH!

NO BEARDED WOMEN @ WOA 2003!!!!!

 

[gnoff]

Fuck I was drunk when I got home last night, sort of remember sitting down and writing shit at the forum, just now starting to check what the hell I did write, and hope I didn't make too large an ass out of myself...

 

[Supercharger]

Say gnoff..is there a time when you're not drunk?

 

[gnoff]

I'm sober right now, but then I just got up

But I've calmed myself down a lot the last couple of months after Wacken, even had like 8 weeks with no alcohol what so ever this fall.
Now I go out to pubs once or twice a week.
But when I do go out, I guess I have an intake of alcohol that is a tad bit extreme...

 

[gnoff]

Well, got drunk again...
They served Norrlands at Kelly's tonight again...
I think It's a conspiracy...

Another thing that I did wrong tonight, I told a girl how I feel about her tonight, probably a very bad idea...
But what the hell, I'm dunk so I can blame the damn beer tomorrow, right??

Fuck, I think I'm fucking druck, agian...

 

[Warthog]

Absolutely! You're not accountable for anything that you say or do while you're drunk!

...at least, I wish the judge thought that way too...

 

[Supercharger]

Amen to that Warthog

 

[gnoff]

one of the mottos that the sect I'm a member of is:
“Hast it happened while drinking it hast truly not happened”

It's actually commandment 10 out of 13

 

[konstrukt]

I haven't been drunk since march. THATS a looooong time.

Last time i got drunk, my friend's house burned down.

 

[gnoff]

Damn, houses burning down is NOT cool...

 

[gnoff]

Well, it seems the beard thing is growing around christmas

Me and my brother both have large beards now, and we saw three others with large beards tonight at Kelly's.

Toworrow (later this day) we'll be partying with one of the cult leaders of the only religous thing I'll ever be part of, and he has a large beard also

And I'm drink as always, so normaly, just disregard whatever UI write at this forum ...