Shitting

[Suwarin]

Originally posted by Morgenurin
LOL
why won't I believe that dude ?

Oh come on you got to believe me!!
And the girls are nice, it is wonderfull to cruise the highway at a maximum speed of 120 km/h, the caravan and boat building industry is very interesting, and the seafood is fresh....
Amesterdam and its channels ..the friendly girls near the main railway station who invite you in for cookies and coffee....very opend minded the Dutch......*ggg*

 

[Morgenurin]

Ahahahahahhaha
we should travel there together
Instead of doing dummass work, eh ?

 

[Suwarin]

Originally posted by Morgenurin
Ahahahahahhaha
we should travel there together
Instead of doing dummass work, eh ?

You win...that is the best proposition I've heard today...hmm...I could make it there in about two to three hours...and you?...

P.s. Thank Carcass it's Friday! And I'm going to a nice little decent sitin tonight....we will enhance culture and talk about the netherlands....*ggg*

 

[Rosk]

Originally posted by Suwarin

P.s. Thank Carcass it's Friday!

You're on religious mode now Suwarin!!!!

*covers his face*
*starts to pray*

Oral eruption
Rectal extroversion...

Your vagus implodes, as nausea strikes
Savaging your body in terminal retch
Violent spasms and decaying enzymes
Engulf your throat as you belch


All Hail the Holy Carcass!!!

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by Rosk
You're on religious mode now Suwarin!!!!

*covers his face*
*starts to pray*

Oral eruption
Rectal extroversion...

Your vagus implodes, as nausea strikes
Savaging your body in terminal retch
Violent spasms and decaying enzymes
Engulf your throat as you belch


All Hail the Holy Carcass!!!

Join our holy comunity called the Carcassensier...
AMEN BROTHER!!!

 

[Suwarin]

Originally posted by Rosk
You're on religious mode now Suwarin!!!!

*covers his face*
*starts to pray*

Oral eruption
Rectal extroversion...

Your vagus implodes, as nausea strikes
Savaging your body in terminal retch
Violent spasms and decaying enzymes
Engulf your throat as you belch


All Hail the Holy Carcass!!!

Amen Brother Rosk!!
I knew I would find my way back to religion...and I find it very satisfying that you too decided to pray again...*ggg*

 

[Suwarin]

Now let us turn to the Book of Psalms Symphonies Of Sickness open your Prayerguide and clear your throat for the Hymn....


Reek Of Putrefaction

Snorting the stench of latent effluvium
And maturing damp fumes
This foul menage forces tears to your eyes
As the corpse's gas are exhumed....
Intoxicated by foul body odours
And the nauseating tepid whiff
Pinching your nostrils as you irrigate flatus
From the emaciated stiff...

Volatile entrails fume and steam
As they're meticulously hacked during discission
Evaporating sludge and bubbling pus -
A rotten gaseous expiration...

Maturating corpse, the stale smell of decay and rot
- A sickening asphyxiation
Gross remains gush, innards turn to sludge
- With partial liquefaction...

Smell the rot...
Of the corrupted corpse....
Hallucinogenic trip...

Tissue gases leak - a warm, unpleasant reek
A quite macabre addiction
Deteriorated, bloated corpse - decomposure burning hot
Sniff the smell of carrion...

Inhaling the dank smells
As you gouge out the dripping innards with glee
Succumbling to a translucid state
As you sniff the aroma of necropsy...
Bacterial decomposition
The aroma of fungal/larval infestation
Consuming, ripening slime
As the cadaver is slowly wasting...

Your sore sinews rot, blood curdling coughs
As acrid foetor corrodes your lungs
Body orifices clenched in your teeth
As you frenziedly try to insert the bungs...

Swollen, ripened corpse, the stench of crusting clots
- The smell of stale perspiration
Administering watery gore, you're screaming out for more
- Addicted to putrefaction....

Snort the corpse...
Get high on the rot...
Orgasmic rush...
Turns your brains to pus...

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by Suwarin
Now let us turn to the Book of Psalms Symphonies Of Sickness open your Prayerguide and clear your throat for the Hymn....


Reek Of Putrefaction

Snorting the stench of latent effluvium
And maturing damp fumes
This foul menage forces tears to your eyes
As the corpse's gas are exhumed....
Intoxicated by foul body odours
And the nauseating tepid whiff
Pinching your nostrils as you irrigate flatus
From the emaciated stiff...

Volatile entrails fume and steam
As they're meticulously hacked during discission
Evaporating sludge and bubbling pus -
A rotten gaseous expiration...

Maturating corpse, the stale smell of decay and rot
- A sickening asphyxiation
Gross remains gush, innards turn to sludge
- With partial liquefaction...

Smell the rot...
Of the corrupted corpse....
Hallucinogenic trip...

Tissue gases leak - a warm, unpleasant reek
A quite macabre addiction
Deteriorated, bloated corpse - decomposure burning hot
Sniff the smell of carrion...

Inhaling the dank smells
As you gouge out the dripping innards with glee
Succumbling to a translucid state
As you sniff the aroma of necropsy...
Bacterial decomposition
The aroma of fungal/larval infestation
Consuming, ripening slime
As the cadaver is slowly wasting...

Your sore sinews rot, blood curdling coughs
As acrid foetor corrodes your lungs
Body orifices clenched in your teeth
As you frenziedly try to insert the bungs...

Swollen, ripened corpse, the stench of crusting clots
- The smell of stale perspiration
Administering watery gore, you're screaming out for more
- Addicted to putrefaction....

Snort the corpse...
Get high on the rot...
Orgasmic rush...
Turns your brains to pus...

AMEN BROTHER SUWARIN!!!

 

[Suwarin]

@rosk and the New Bible is the Haemorrhage let us rejoice and sing

I'm A Pathologist

I love my job
as many people do
because of my profession
my sickest dreams came true
They laughed at me
because I am an alcoholic
Now I hate mankind
I'm totally misanthropic

I am a worker of death
I'm a pathologist

I'll meet you when you are dead
My morgue awaits for you
I sniff some cocaine
I'm going to cut you in two
the bistoury in my hand
I'm ready to dissect
Alcohol inside my veins
The feast starts again

I am a worker of death
I'm a pathologist

Pathology is my life
My obsession until I die

I am a worker of death
I'm a pathologist

 

[ShizzoKrause]

And more holy words...............

Vomited Anal Tract


Oral eruption
Rectal extroversion...

Your vagus implodes, as nausea strikes
Savaging your ody in a terminal retch
violent spasms and decaying enzymes
Engulf your throat as you belch

Intestinal disturbance, your ileum turns inside-out
Your duodenum is thrust up towards your mouth
Your pancreas excretes stale septic pus
Your whole digestive system is now a sticky mush

Rectal vomit in your thorax
Retch your anal tract

Liquidized oesophagus mixes with bloodied excretion
As you pathetically gasp for breath
The stench of hot faeces scorches your nose
As you violently vomit to death

Your intestines are rising, up towards your throat
Stale bile escaping through your bloodied nose
Your colon digested in acidic slush
Your tongue gargling on your dislocated anus

 

[Suwarin]

Burnt To A Crisp

Torched to a pimple
Peeling skin and tissue
Inflammable rectal gases
Scalding your sinews

Charbroiled to blackened char
Smoked, sauted and black
Blistering flaking tissue
Insalvageable by skin graft
Fused into a mess
Dribbling cartilage and fumes
Your body shrivelling
Your fingers beginning to prune

Burnt to a cinder
Your body charred
Incinerated carbon
Molten as tar
Smouldering ashes
Scorched entrails
Carbonated dust
Cremated remains

Burnt to a crisp
Your fat's on fire
Devouring you whole
Like a cadaver-stoked pyre

Charred to the bone
Your flesh is burnt
Tissues molten
Bodily gases inert
Human inferno
Blazing eruption
Evaporating marrow
Spontaneous combustion

Burnt to a crisp
Your hair is singed
Devouring your scalp
Receding your fringe

Dripping flesh and fat
Spreads like an irritating rash
Your fingers melting
As you vainly scratch

With this holy prayer I wish you a wonderfull weekend engulfed by religious mantras and holy rituals....

 

[Rosk]

Alleluia Brothers!!!

You are very knowledgeable Theologists!!! And we chose the best thread to spread the Gory Carcass Gospel!!!

Lets anounce our Tools Of The Trade


Steel skin clips,
Forceps, grooved awl, retractors, needles
Gouges and saws,
Intestinal clamps, blunt dissectors,
Scalpels, pins, toothed directors.

Tools of the trade, forceps and blades
Skillfully lathed, for us to maim.

Bone levers, spikes, malleable scoops,
Plates and chisels, screws and spoons,
Drills, respatories, files and durettes,
Guillotines, gags and compression forceps.

Tools of the trade, ripping the rib-cage,
To remissly lustrate, so pleased to maim.

Retractors, mallets, rugines and benders,
Chisels, rods, sharps and catheters,
Trephines, undines, irons and styrups,
Depressors, tongues, sterile catgut.

Tools of the trade, stainless steel blades,
Painstakingly lathed, we're so pleased to maim.


AMEN

 

[holocaust]

hûh?

 

[Supercharger]

hmm it seems that our earbleeders are listening to some old Carcass and Autopsy cd's for their inspiration

 

[Rosk]

Originally posted by Supercharger
hmm it seems that our earbleeders are listening to some old Carcass and Autopsy cd's for their inspiration

Carcass is our way of life