Ich möchte bitte weinen... Hat der Herr jetzt doch Humor oder meint der das alles ernst?!? Code: THE WHITE HOUSE Office of the Press Secretary For Immediate Release February 5, 2001 PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES WHITE HOUSE DRESS CODE 9:45 A.M. EST THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon. In the year one of the beginning of the millennium, it is my great honor to introduce the public to a White House completely reenvisionated and re-captured for compassionate conservatives. As their leader, I welcome you to a house that is filled to the rafters with history and noble Americanism - from the uncomfortable antiques which line each and every room - to the complementary presidential seal-embossed skeet targets I obliterate in the back yard while Laura is pretending to read. Yes, The White House is a fine piece of American workmanship - which is why it is important that its visitors demonstrate serious respectitude when entering this place of overwhelming goodness. To those persons who might maintain that the White House is bad, I can only conclude that you have been warped by the deranged ramblings of Al Gore and his Jew friends at the Clinton News Network. Unless, of course, you are using "bad" as a hip slang synonym for "good," in which case you're wholly accurate. And so, with all this in mind, Mrs. George W. Bush ("Laura") and I are proud to announce a White House dress code that will restore an appropriate atmosphere of formality and asexual deference to the memories and Presidential poltergeists that still wander these hallowed halls. Adherence to this dress code will enable all persons to enjoyify their visits to The White House - from the revered rulers of foreign and Godless nations, to the fun-loving and gender ambiguous Karen Hughes, to even the most common tourist rabble. All persons are welcome in my home - provided they have the means to buy a ticket. There are four simple rules associated with my new White House Dress Code. They are as follows: 1. Suits: Suits are required attire for all persons possessing a penis. The following color and fabric combinations have been deemed acceptable: dark blue and wool, navy blue and wool, dark gray and wool, charcoal gray and wool, and dark brown and wool (fall only). Persons attired in suits made of silk, crushed velvet, velour, terrycloth or low-quality merino blends will be denied entry to The White House (unless bearing contributions). 2. Dresses: Everyone may wear dresses so long as they are women. Short dresses or mini-skirts are acceptable, providing the wearer is under 28 years of age and possesses legs objectively classifiable as "sweet." Women who are heavy-set, elderly, or otherwise aesthetically impaired are required to wear floor-length floral print gowns or housecoats. 3. T-Shirts: T-shirts are permitted, providing any message emblazoned on them is appropriate for the White House. Acceptable messages include alcohol, tobacco or firearm-related expressions such as "Eat the Worm," "Chuck Heston is MY President," "Absolut Spring Break," "Marlboro Race Team" or "Highway 420." Unacceptable messages are typically leftist and pinko slogans such as "Save the Whales," "Solar Power Now," "Free Mumia," or "My Parents Went to Texas, And All I Got Was This Lousy Lethal Injection." 4. Short Pants: Short pants are appropriate only under the following circumstances: Fahrenheit temperature exceeds 95 degrees, humidity index exceeds 115 degrees, Jenna and her sorority sisters throw a kegger on the back lawn, you have paid double the stated admission fee, or you have pledged in excess of $8000 to the RNC in the current calendar year. Once again, as is the case with women's miniskirts, only attractive and non-cellulite-riddled shorts-wearers will be granted admission, regardless of any other conditions in this category that may apply. Later today, I will be departing on Marine One for the first of my many vacations. When I return in several days, this dress code policy will be in full effect, and the grand old mansion we stand in now, having been sickened to tears by the flower-power informality and rampant cross-dressing of its previous deviant occupants, will release an audible sigh of relief. Thank you. END 9:57 A.M. EST ### ...ja, ich hätt's auch einfach linken können ... http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2001/020501.asp
Glaub's mir doch, das ist alles ernst und echt! Schliesslich ist das doch Whitehouse.org. Und wenn Du Dir mal die Urheber ansiehst, da steht ganz deutlich: The President and the Government of the United States. Guckst Du hier.
Also mal Butter bei die Fische...ich brauch nich gucken ich BIN MIR SICHER ..... Aber dir zu liebe... A Coalition of Deviants: WHITEHOUSE.ORG is a political parody produced in part through the volunteer efforts of individuals from these fine institutions
...hmm, ähhh, also, verarscht ihr euch gerade gegenseitig oder raff ich das einfach nicht??? toffi weiss das doch sicherlich auch, dass das ne verarsche ist, oder??? ich glaub, ich gehe jetzt nach hause und lerne meine tapete auswendig..
Ähm, ja, *lach* vielleicht sollte ich das auch mal aufklären - wenn Suwi auf den link geklickt hätte, wäre das auch aufgegangen Weil ich da nämlich auf die Verantwortlichenseite hingelinkt habe. Womit ich zeigen wollte, dass ich sehr wohl weiss, wer dahinter steht!
Ja wir haben uns beide ein bischen aufgezogen... äh...ist das eine Rauhfaser Tapete ..dann kannste auch im Dunkel Stevie Wonder Style die auswendig lernen...wenn es spannender als der letze Roman von *PLATZHALTERFÜRSCROTTAUTOR* ist sag mir bescheid...
also, bernd das brot schwört auf tapetenauswendiglernen... ich finde teppichfusselnzählen deutlich interessanter...
