Schorses Kleiderordnung

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  1. Toffi Fee

    Toffi Fee W:O:A Metalgod

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    Ich möchte bitte weinen...

    :(

    Hat der Herr jetzt doch Humor oder meint der das alles ernst?!?

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     THE WHITE HOUSE
    Office of the Press Secretary
    For Immediate Release February 5, 2001
    
    PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES WHITE HOUSE DRESS CODE
    9:45 A.M. EST
    
    THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon.
    
    In the year one of the beginning of the millennium,
    it is my great honor to introduce the public to a
    White House completely reenvisionated and re-captured
    for compassionate conservatives. As their leader,
    I welcome you to a house that is filled to the
    rafters with history and noble Americanism - from
    the uncomfortable antiques which line each and every
    room - to the complementary presidential
    seal-embossed skeet targets I obliterate in the back
    yard while Laura is pretending to read.
    
    Yes, The White House is a fine piece of American
    workmanship - which is why it is important that its
    visitors demonstrate serious respectitude when
    entering this place of overwhelming goodness. To
    those persons who might maintain that the White House
    is bad, I can only conclude that you have been warped
    by the deranged ramblings of Al Gore and his Jew
    friends at the Clinton News Network. Unless, of course,
    you are using "bad" as a hip slang synonym for "good,"
    in which case you're wholly accurate.
    
    And so, with all this in mind, Mrs. George W. Bush
    ("Laura") and I are proud to announce a White House
    dress code that will restore an appropriate atmosphere
    of formality and asexual deference to the memories
    and Presidential poltergeists that still wander these
    hallowed halls. Adherence to this dress code will
    enable all persons to enjoyify their visits to
    The White House - from the revered rulers of foreign
    and Godless nations, to the fun-loving and gender
    ambiguous Karen Hughes, to even the most common
    tourist rabble. All persons are welcome in my home -
    provided they have the means to buy a ticket.
    
    There are four simple rules associated with my new
    White House Dress Code. They are as follows:
    
       1. Suits: Suits are required attire for all
    persons possessing a penis. The following color
    and fabric combinations have been deemed acceptable:
    dark blue and wool, navy blue and wool, dark gray
    and wool, charcoal gray and wool, and dark brown
    and wool (fall only). Persons attired in suits
    made of silk, crushed velvet, velour, terrycloth
    or low-quality merino blends will be denied entry
    to The White House (unless bearing contributions).
       2. Dresses: Everyone may wear dresses so long
    as they are women. Short dresses or mini-skirts
    are acceptable, providing the wearer is under 28
    years of age and possesses legs objectively
    classifiable as "sweet." Women who are heavy-set,
    elderly, or otherwise aesthetically impaired are
    required to wear floor-length floral print gowns
    or housecoats.
       3. T-Shirts: T-shirts are permitted, providing
    any message emblazoned on them is appropriate for
    the White House. Acceptable messages include alcohol,
    tobacco or firearm-related expressions such as "Eat
    the Worm," "Chuck Heston is MY President," "Absolut
    Spring Break," "Marlboro Race Team" or "Highway 420."
    Unacceptable messages are typically leftist and pinko
    slogans such as "Save the Whales," "Solar Power Now,"
    "Free Mumia," or "My Parents Went to Texas, And All
    I Got Was This Lousy Lethal Injection."
       4. Short Pants: Short pants are appropriate
    only under the following circumstances: Fahrenheit
    temperature exceeds 95 degrees, humidity index
    exceeds 115 degrees, Jenna and her sorority sisters
    throw a kegger on the back lawn, you have paid double
    the stated admission fee, or you have pledged in
    excess of $8000 to the RNC in the current calendar
    year. Once again, as is the case with women's
    miniskirts, only attractive and non-cellulite-riddled
    shorts-wearers will be granted admission, regardless
    of any other conditions in this category that may
    apply. 
    
    Later today, I will be departing on Marine One for
    the first of my many vacations. When I return in
    several days, this dress code policy will be in
    full effect, and the grand old mansion we stand
    in now, having been sickened to tears by the
    flower-power informality and rampant cross-dressing
    of its previous deviant occupants, will release
    an audible sigh of relief.
    
    Thank you.
    
    END 9:57 A.M. EST
    
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    ...ja, ich hätt's auch einfach linken können ... :rolleyes:

    http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2001/020501.asp
     
  2. Suwarin

    Suwarin W:O:A Metalmaster

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    FAKE !
     
  3. Toffi Fee

    Toffi Fee W:O:A Metalgod

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    Niemals! :D
     
  4. Suwarin

    Suwarin W:O:A Metalmaster

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    JAWOHL!! SICHER!!!
     
  5. Toffi Fee

    Toffi Fee W:O:A Metalgod

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    Glaub's mir doch, das ist alles ernst und echt! Schliesslich ist das doch Whitehouse.org. Und wenn Du Dir mal die Urheber ansiehst, da steht ganz deutlich: The President and the Government of the United States.

    Guckst Du hier.
     
  6. Suwarin

    Suwarin W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Also mal Butter bei die Fische...ich brauch nich gucken ich
    BIN MIR SICHER .....

    Aber dir zu liebe...


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  7. Schlossvippach

    Schlossvippach W:O:A Metalhead

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    ...hmm, ähhh, also, verarscht ihr euch gerade gegenseitig oder raff ich das einfach nicht??? toffi weiss das doch sicherlich auch, dass das ne verarsche ist, oder???

    ich glaub, ich gehe jetzt nach hause und lerne meine tapete auswendig..
     
  8. Toffi Fee

    Toffi Fee W:O:A Metalgod

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    Ähm, ja, *lach* vielleicht sollte ich das auch mal aufklären - wenn Suwi auf den link geklickt hätte, wäre das auch aufgegangen ;) Weil ich da nämlich auf die Verantwortlichenseite hingelinkt habe. Womit ich zeigen wollte, dass ich sehr wohl weiss, wer dahinter steht! ;)
     
  9. Suwarin

    Suwarin W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Ja wir haben uns beide ein bischen aufgezogen...

    äh...ist das eine Rauhfaser Tapete ..dann kannste auch im Dunkel Stevie Wonder Style die auswendig lernen...wenn es spannender als der letze Roman von *PLATZHALTERFÜRSCROTTAUTOR* ist sag mir bescheid...
     
  10. Schlossvippach

    Schlossvippach W:O:A Metalhead

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    also, bernd das brot schwört auf tapetenauswendiglernen... ich finde teppichfusselnzählen deutlich interessanter...
     

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