RIDE WITH US (Turbenogro-Worshipping-Thread)

Dieses Thema im Forum "Talk" wurde erstellt von monochrom, 14. Mai 2003.

  1. monochrom

    monochrom W:O:A Metalmaster

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    All you service sector discontenders
    RIDE WITH US
    All you voiceless fuckers and system suckers
    RIDE WITH US
    If you wanna see the seas of flame
    RIDE WITH US
    If you wanna see the seas of blood
    RIDE WITH US

    WE'RE ON MISSION TO DESTROY!

    This is a Turbonegro-Cathedral, in which to worship the gods of Death-Punk. Here you may do all things homophile and apocalyptic, here you shall rock, puke and fuck around, here you shall let out the animal that is inside all of us. You shall not spam in here, unless it be to further all things Turbojugend stands for.

    I hereby declare this cathedral open by turning the volume on 10. May it stay there forever.

    *Shoots some cheap vodka in his veins*
     
  2. Supercharger

    Supercharger W:O:A Metalmaster

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    okey..please explain this heretic who the fuck Turbonegro are/is?
     
  3. konstrukt

    konstrukt W:O:A Metalhead

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    i want monochrom's drugs.
     
  4. Supercharger

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    hmm I could supply you with coke and all other nice herbs :D
     
  5. monochrom

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    *Throws Ray out of the Cathedral and tells him to listen to the following albums tomorrow:
    Hot cars and spent contraceptives
    Never is forever
    Ass Cobra
    Apocalypse Dudes
    Scandinavian Leather*

    They are the saviours of rock in the nineties, no less.
    ;)
     
  6. codo der 3.

    codo der 3. W:O:A Metalmaster

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    lol
     
  7. Supercharger

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    hmm...turbonegro..the somewhat the rock variant of the Village people? :D
     
  8. monochrom

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    Would you please not spam in this thread - it is a holy place. You don't talk about drugs here, you just take them and start the worshipping.

    *Downs some pills with whisky and starts smashing up the place*
     
  9. monochrom

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    No, that was good fun. Turbonegro are evil fun.
    ;)
     
  10. Supercharger

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    I'm not spamming I'm trying to contemplate here and learn more about the higher values of turbonegro
     
  11. monochrom

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    That is quite alright, learner. ;)

    Contemplate about this for a while:

    DON'T SAY MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER
    Don't need no budget boob
    Don't need no funky lube
    You wanna deal? I wanna snitch
    Such a wild-ass bitch
    but you can't touch this
    So, don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
    Don't wipe your sole on the curb
    Li'l puppy needs a guiding hand
    to rub your face in the turd
    Don't need no vintage tits
    Don't need no tight ass lips
    You wanna thrill? You gotta learn
    Better step back as the deathpunk burns
    They say that rats ain't got no friends
    They say that stink will never end
    Gimme that dirty food
    Gimme that angel's lude
    You wanna rock? You gotta roll
    Washing your gold in a toilet bowl.
    So, don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
    Don't wipe your sole on the curb
    Li'l puppy needs a guiding hand
    to rub your face in the turd
    Don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
    Don't spend it all in one place
    Li'l puppy need a helping foot
    To kick the sand in your face
    Just don't say it

    Do you begin to understand?
     
  12. Supercharger

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    yes I'm seeing the light here..this goes deep man
     
  13. monochrom

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    :D
    Am I hearing the king of sarcasrtic one-liners again?

    You don't look wasted enough, btw.

    *Opens Rays mouth and fills massive quantities of uncertain alcohol down his throat*
    :D:D:D
     
  14. dittohead

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    lay off the drugs guys
    ray im disappointed in you :p:p:p:p
     
  15. monochrom

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    *Looks at dotti in his denim outfit, complete only with thick sunglasses and cheap make-up*

    You wanna join the party, sweetheart?

    *Moves his body to the following tune*


    Hobbit Motherfuckers

    Ethnic hair styles -
    Sloppy male hippies -
    Retro punks -
    People with thick glasses -
    Glorifying serial killers -
    Hobbit motherfuckers -
    No guts -
    No glory -
    No riot -

    ARGH -
    YAGH -
    I've had enough -
    My generation sucks -
    AUCK -
    YAGH -
    I agree -
    My generation sucks -

    Cyber idiots with pierced scrotums -
    Copulating -
    With animals -
    In cars -
    Parked ouside the rave party -
    Not enough war -
    Not enough famine -
    Not enough suffering -
    Not enough natural selection -

    ARGH -
    YAGH -
    That's what I say -
    My generation sucks -
    AUCK -
    YAGH -
    I've had enough -
    My generation sucks -
     

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