Rap Vs. Black Metal

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  1. gnoff

    gnoff W:O:A Metalmaster

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    (I'll make this into it's own thread...)

    RAP VS. BLACK METAL

    Rap: Obsessed with ”keeping it real,” an arbitrary set of rules
    BM: Obsessed with ”staying true,” an arbitrary set of rules

    Rap: Band members with fake names
    BM: Band members with fake names

    Rap: Complaints about oppression from white Christians
    BM: Complaints about oppression from white Christians

    Rap: Overly concerned with making money
    BM: Overly concerned with not making money

    Rap: Cheesy synthesizers
    BM: Cheesy synthesizers

    Rap: Barely in English
    BM: Barely in English

    Rap: 100 guest appearances on every album
    BM: 100 side projects by every band member

    Rap: Closed-minded fan base
    BM: Closed-minded fan base

    Rap: Very expensive tennis shoes
    BM: Very expensive leather boots

    Rap: Imagery containing dogs
    BM: Imagery containing wolves

    Rap: Rips off samples from pop music
    BM: Rips off ideas from classical music

    Rap: Videos with super-shiny floors and cars
    BM: Videos with super-shiny swords

    Rap: Imagery of the urban jungles
    BM: Imagery of the bleak forests

    Rap: Songs about hanging out
    BM: Songs about hanging people

    Rap: Overly concerned with appearance
    BM: Overly concerned with appearance

    Rap: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair
    BM: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair

    Rap: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability
    BM: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability

    Rap: Musicians face accusations of selling out
    BM: Musicians face accusations of selling out

    Rap: Videos with scantily-clad women
    BM: Promo photos with scantily-clad women

    Rap: Bitching about being enslaved
    BM: A bunch of bitches called Enslaved
     
  2. berserkur

    berserkur W:O:A Metalhead

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    quite amusing
     
  3. Zarborg

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    very funny..
     
  4. Fallen_Knight

    Fallen_Knight W:O:A Metalmaster

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    But rap still is a plague of mankind :D
     
  5. Sodomy&Lust

    Sodomy&Lust W:O:A Metalmaster

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    I don't think so

    *listen to Anthrax "I'm the man"* :D:D:D
     
  6. Aegir

    Aegir W:O:A Metalhead

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    Some rap is alright... so smack my ho and pass the blunt, if you please :)
     
  7. Lutherbock

    Lutherbock W:O:A Metalmaster

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    that's quite funny :D *löl*
     
  8. DISGORGE

    DISGORGE W:O:A Metalhead

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    No matter how many of those BM joke things are made, its still fucking supreme
     
  9. BlaspheMouse

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    It's funny because it's true
     
  10. Aegir

    Aegir W:O:A Metalhead

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    Damn right - black metal is the highest form of music :p
     
  11. gnoff

    gnoff W:O:A Metalmaster

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    hehe

    something like that :)
     
  12. Aegir

    Aegir W:O:A Metalhead

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    I was going to say that black metal is the highest form of art, but I thought better of it. Either way, it's fucking brilliant! :D
     
  13. gnoff

    gnoff W:O:A Metalmaster

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    SOme of it can be quite nice yes :)

    Looking forward to see Dark Funeral again and might go to Dimmu Borgir in Sweden this fall.
     
  14. Fallen_Knight

    Fallen_Knight W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Dimmu Borgir is not going to Gothenburg, maybe they drunk too much :D
     
  15. gnoff

    gnoff W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Gothenburg did have Morbid Angel a few years ago, did cost me lots of money to travel there to see them, but it was worth it :)
     

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