Need German translation

[monochrom]

hahah very funny!

Yes it can sound like that, can't it! heheh Let's swap mixtures! Personally, I prefer the line 'Let's rub uglies together' hhahaha

Reminds me of the most unromantic expression for intercourse. It's bavarian, and goes like this:
" Lass uns amoi as Soachzeig zammstecka"

Which would be in german:
"Lass uns mal unsere Pinkelwerkzeuge zusammenstecken".

Or in english:
"Let's put our pissing instruments together".

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Danke sehr, Mono.

I really need some lessons about how to flirt with german ladies!

 

[monochrom]

Danke sehr, Mono.

I really need some lessons about how to flirt with german ladies!

It's a bavarian classic. Try it at 23 hours on a typical "Bier, Blasmusik und Lederhosen"-Festival. Satisfaction guaranteed.

 

[mugabe]

Reminds me of the most unromantic expression for intercourse. It's bavarian, and goes like this:
" Lass uns amoi as Soachzeig zammstecka"

Which would be in german:
"Lass uns mal unsere Pinkelwerkzeuge zusammenstecken".

Or in english:
"Let's put our pissing instruments together".

There's a classic limerick on the same theme, and, yes, it's an exceptionally unromantic expression.

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth
Who took grain to the mill to get grist with.
The miller's son, Jack,
Laid her flat on her back
And united the organs they pissed with.

 

[Brat]

Reminds me of the most unromantic expression for intercourse. It's bavarian, and goes like this:
" Lass uns amoi as Soachzeig zammstecka"

Which would be in german:
"Lass uns mal unsere Pinkelwerkzeuge zusammenstecken".

Or in english:
"Let's put our pissing instruments together".

do you think I'd get good marks if I said that to my German teacher?

 

[Warthog]

Or in english:
"Let's put our pissing instruments together".

Typical Germans...always so cold and clinical.

You could always go Shakespearean - "Become the beast with two backs"