Musician jokes

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  1. Ormir

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    Hello all, I come from Finland, and I'm new to this forum. Just thought it would be cool if we posted any musician jokes we knew, this could be fun :D

    Here's a few to start us off:

    What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
    A bass player.

    Did you hear about the bass player that threw the drummer out of the band?
    Seems the drummer de-tuned one of the strings, and wouldn't tell him which one.

    Why don't bass players play hide and seek?
    Because no one will look for them.

    What do you throw at a drowning guitar player?
    His amp.

    What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
    Drool.

    What do drummers use for birth control?
    Their personalities.

    :D
     
  2. Warthog

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    LOL!

    What was the last thing the drummer said before he was kicked out of the band?
    "Hey guys, let's play this song I wrote!"

    can't remmeber any else at the moment...
     
  3. Lucretia

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    can´t remember any musician jokes at the moment, but welcome here, Ormir! Was kinda wondering that here are no Finnish people - well, seems that problem is solved now :)
     
  4. Wackianne

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    Hehehe

    Umm, just got the most silly german musician joke of all right now... Well, here we go:

    A musician passes a bar...

    Yep, that´s it :p
     
  5. holocaust

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  7. Warthog

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    "So what's your job?"
    "I'm a musician."
    "No, no, what's your job?"

    :D
     
  8. Zombi

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    How can you tell a drummer is outside your door?

    The knocks slow down.
     
  9. Hammered_gods

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    I've had seen whole ass of jokes on bass/electric guitar players and others on one page about guitars,but I forgot it :(
     

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