Midget reservation line?

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  1. konstrukt

    konstrukt W:O:A Metalhead

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    I heard that many of the major festivals in Europe have midgets for sale.
    They will set up your tent and unpack your gear for you.

    Where do you reserve a midget?

    i went to www.midgetreservations.com but the site seems to be down.
     
  2. SheisTheDark

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    ROCK OUT!

    So wait...you get to reserve a midget and then buy them?! thats kinda mean?! maybe I would like a midget for a day...or something like that. :)
     
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    And what do You do with the midget?
    Don't be mean to midgets...
     
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    ...and Europeans neither have running water nor electricity? :confused:
     
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    Uh..I meant reserve and then buy a midget..holy shit Im stupid.

    Anyhoo...No I wouldnt be mean to a midget. They have a tough enough life...ya know?!lol.. But I guess if a Midget is willing to be bought, then its not so the case...and SO THEY SHALL BE USED! hehehe.

    Maybe I could buy a few of them and we could have a small little midget circus...doing tumble rolls and flips...maybe jumping through hoops of fire ...something like that :)
     
  6. Fallen_Knight

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    The translation for midget into swedish is Dvärg
    Dvärg is also Dwarf in english.

    I guess Blind Guardian thought about them in The Bard's Song
     
  7. SheisTheDark

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    YUP! Dwarf!!!! Like the little people from Charlie and the chocolate factory...ummmpalooompas!

    Have you seen the episode of Jackass where Wee Man dresses up like one?!

    I love midgets! They are sooo cute I just want to hug them!
     
  8. Fallen_Knight

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    I am not a fan of Jackass, spends time doing other stuff than watch them ;)

    Though Jackass Gang is in my tonw with theirtour, but I am not going .. not worth it :)

    Tomorrow it is a one-day-festival 2000 Decibel :)
     
  9. SheisTheDark

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    Eh to each his own!

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I would give my left nut to see Jackass in my town..espcially Bam Margera....*ppuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr!*
     
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    Hush hush cat..you're hormons are running wild haha :D
     
  11. mugabe

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    There is a difference between dwarves and midgets. I'm not sure what it is exactly, though.
     
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    hmm..think the average midget is slightly taller than a dwarf :D
     
  13. SheisTheDark

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    Yeah I too belive there are some descrepancies as to what is considered a Dwarf and what is considered a Midget.

    Midgets are taller than grass and trees in the Forest...he hehehehehe. :)
     
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    Dwarves drink mead, hoard gold and have broadaxes and warhammers...... :p
     
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    'phew' no one mentioned me yet...:p
     

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