Major Announcement From Metal Slut

[metal slut]

Thanks to all the long-haired hotties that have e-mailed me!! I will for sure have the best time ever in Wacken this year, and I can't wait to meet everyone. We'll drink like fish, party like rock stars, and %^&$ like rabbits!!

Only one problem......


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********* IT'S A JOKE! METAL SLUT IS A DUDE!!! *********
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So, no casual sex, but hey..... who wants to get laid anyway?

Better luck next time! Looks like we've found out who the REAL metal sluts are!

 

[^witchfinder^]

hahahaha ) suckers !!!
c'mon name the ppl who e-mailed ya hehehehe

 

[metal slut]

The people who e-mailed me

I could never do that! I'll probably end up partying with some of them at the show, best not to divulge my TRUE identity....

I have to admit, for a sausage-fest like Wacken, I thought for sure I'd get more responses! I mean, I even found myself getting excited about the prospect of hooking up with some hot metal slut, then I remembered it was just me....

MS

 

[Iscariot]

wow, what a suprise.....

(NAMES!NAMES!...ghehe No, you don't have to. Only the idea is enough for me)

 

[Fallen_Knight]

I knew you were a fake.... if it was real, that person must have been an idiot...

 

[Cruel Humanity]

haha ... nice 1 dude ... & yeah NAME NAMES ...

 

[Fallen_Knight]

I admit, I was not one of those mailing that guy

So we can put out all short-haired guys...

hmm howmany long-haired do we have?

 

[gnoff]

right now I'm fuckin drunk but still, I didn't know, but suspected, that thtaone wam't real...



fuck, this beer taste to fuckin good!!!!

was fuckin Norrlands thtat was the weekley beer at Kelly's...


Paaaaaty!!!!!

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

I WANT NAMES!!!!

 

[Supercharger]

Hmmm Now I'm glad I have short hair

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

I have long hair, but I promise I didn't e-mail him/her!!!! (I would have done it in July, not now )

 

[Lucretia]

hehehe
wanna hear names, too
or shall we start guessing?

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Re: The people who e-mailed me

Originally posted by metal slut
I could never do that! I'll probably end up partying with some of them at the show, best not to divulge my TRUE identity....

I have to admit, for a sausage-fest like Wacken, I thought for sure I'd get more responses! I mean, I even found myself getting excited about the prospect of hooking up with some hot metal slut, then I remembered it was just me....

MS

I Hope u die u stupid human..ur joke is crap so fuck off

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Re: Re: The people who e-mailed me

Originally posted by Carpathian_Wolf
I Hope u die u stupid human..ur joke is crap so fuck off

If i see u at wacken i hope to give u a good fucking smack in the face u stupid cunt..did u get satisfaction outta doing ur name you morom

 

[Wackianne]

Ehehe, so you wrote to "her", Carpathian_Wolf ...?