License to drink alcohol?

[gnoff]

I wonder if they should start to force people to get a license to drink alcohol in Sweden...

This after getting crazy drunk on Wednesday and yesterday and still are going out for more beer today.

Last night I asked a girl I was talking to (while being very drunk on "cheap" beer) for her email address.
This by itself might not be so bad, if I didn't, without asking her if she even wanted my address, present her with one of my business cards from work.
I hate business cards, I don't even like giving them out when it's work related...
God damn, I'm so fucking embarrasing when I get drunk!
It was fun though

More Heavy Metal For The People!

It's good to know that I can post a spam thread like this in this forum

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Dear alcoholic-spammer forumler:

Don't worry, I bet most of the people here has ever done any stupid thing while being drunk. It's pretty common, I think.

 

[gnoff]

It must be common, I can't be the only one

Thing is I seem to get stupid every damn time

The time I fell backwards domn a long escalator must top the chart...

How about someone else tell me how they have embarrased themselves while drunk, so I don't feel so alone about this?

 

[monochrom]

New Years Day, a decade back

Drank everything, then also fell from the stairs, noticed half an hour later that my leg was bleeding, then forgot about it. Afterwards nearly got into a fight about something (Normally never happens, and that's a good thing because I'm easy to beat), then unclear things happened, then I awoke in a bed besides someone I shouldn't wake up besides. Had to climb down the balcany because of her parents, fell and ripped open my leg wound from the stair incident. Then tried hitchhiking with mohawk, Slayer-Shirt, ripped leather-trousers from which the blood dripped into the snow, and that in a small town in Upper Bavaria. Failed miserably and had to use the phone. Back amongst my friends, got laughed at very much.

Feeling better?

 

[gnoff]

@monochrom

Thank you!
I know it's horrible, but I still laughed a little while reading this, I feel much better

 

[Supercharger]

Here is something to add something to your alcohol related stories. Here is one of mt own. Last November I went to Brussels on a school trip. During the day there were all kinds of excursions and at during the evening/night we all went to the local pubs and drank ourselves to death due to those killer belgian beers. The last night I met a couple of Irish. Really nice people and I get along well with them down in the backpackers bar. It's was happy hour so you got two 0.75 liters of Hoegaarden for the price of one. So we drank and drank. After that we went to somekind of disco where we continued our beerfest. After that I went back to the youth hostel to go to my room. I was planning to go back again and with my alcohol fueled brain I jumped off the stairs while screaming/growling "Angel of Death". I hit the ceiling with my head and landed on my back on the stairway. Damn that was fucking agony. Three weeks after the accident I still had spine problems.

Basic lesson here: Slayer and Belgian beer is a lethal combination

 

[monochrom]

Applause to the Netherlands

And all in the name of devil alcohol ...

 

[gnoff]

@Supercharger

Thank you as well!
You got me to laugh also


On the same topic, I though I remembered all from last night, but just heard that I phoned a friend of mine while drunk. Checked my mobile, the last 8 numbers I've dialed I can't remember, and I can't see more than 8 on my phone so I probably phoned more poeple...
Fuck, I do this a lot, but I didn't know that I did it again last night...

Perhaps I should need a license to use my mobile as well??

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

When I was 17 I had a little affair, while being extremely drunk, with a 15-years-old weird girl who had committed suicide TWICE!!!! Next day I tried to dump her, but she threatened me with a third suicidal attempt (saying that I was all she had, and stuff like that --> after one single night!!!) I finally managed to split up with her, and as far as I know she's still alive (although I don't know if there was a 3rd or 4th suicidal attempt)

What I learned from that experience is that girls and alcohol are not something mixable. Not only because of friends laughing at you, but because you can also hurt other's feelings

 

[Supercharger]

@gnoff

No thanks mate. Perhaps you need a permit to be allowed near other people?

 

[monochrom]

Reminds of the growing finnish community in Hamburg. They always phone each other during their Reeperbahn-night-outs and try to meet in the next hellhole. It's nice, drunken Finns shouting into their cellulars has always become as commonplace as the ever famous "Hey Du! Kommste mal?" by the ladies of the night.

Personally, I think it's a hellish combination, cellulars and drunkenness, you can cause a lot of havoc ...

 

[Supercharger]

hmm I've been told alcohol fueles women's desire for sex, so for a few unfortunantly exceptions women/girls is a good combination

 

[Supercharger]

Let me refrase that. Alcohol and girls is a good combination

 

[Supercharger]

@ monochrome

The Reeperbahn in Hamburg is the same thing like "De walletjes" in Amsterdam?

 

[monochrom]

Well I don't know your street, but I think yes ...

You know, whores, casinos, nightlife, strip-bars, drunk people, gigs, lots of latent aggression - good old red-light district.