I need some German Phrases for Waken

[Mjollnir]

Ficken??

wie viel? €€€€

(for you desperate blokes!)

 

[Schweinchen]

A) "ich werde diese schallplatte nicht kaufen, sie ist zerkratzt."

B) "du hast wundervolle schenkel."

C) "wollen mir zu mir nach hause gehen, ich bin jetzt nicht mehr verseucht."


A = "do you have got a cigarette for me"

B = "can you give me fire please"

C = "let us say cheers to keep the spirit of metal alive"

Reminds me of the most important sentence in any language:

"Mein Luftkissenboot ist voller Aale!"

is somewhat like "Do you have matches?"

 

[Lucretia]

"Entschuldigen Sie, Fräulein, aber sind Sie vielleicht Röntgenassistentin?"

this one is extremely useful, yes - thanks for reminding me, mugabe

 

[Gyfu]

I've done my fair shares of German phrases at Wacken, not sure I sould teach them though...

*lol* but you shared them with us whenever YOU liked in wacken don't be shy now

Not to forget one of the greatest classics, "schluckst du oder spuckst du?"

pablo, du bist raus, du verstehst eh zu viel

well some bavarians told me...

that explains a lot bavarians can't talk properly german

 

[Quark]

pablo, du bist raus, du verstehst eh zu viel

Wie kann man zu viel verstehen?

 

[Schweinchen]

Wie kann man zu viel verstehen?

I've been accused of that very same thing in the crap german thread!

Even though I was seriously using crap german!

 

[cyber999]

very funny guys

i have a online german translator..

they are teaching bad things in german

if u use one of those sentences you´ll get a slap or a puntch for sure!!!

 

[Schweinchen]

very funny guys

i have a online german translator..

they are teaching bad things in german

if u use one of those sentences you´ll get a slap or a puntch for sure!!!

You should find out, if the online translator gives you the proper meaning of "Machst Du französisch?". I would bet the stupid thing tells you it is about frenchmen...

 

[cyber999]

You should find out, if the online translator gives you the proper meaning of "Machst Du französisch?". I would bet the stupid thing tells you it is about frenchmen...

yeah i know.. .. these translators arent very accurate..
but i got the message

 

[Schweinchen]

yeah i know.. thats french... otherwise.. these translators arent very accurate..
but i got the message

Colloquial german offers a wide range of misunderstandigs. For example, if you are curious if somebody's bicycle can stand on its own you may ask: "Hast Du einen Ständer?"

 

[Lord Soth]

That reminds me of some nice sentences STRATOVARIUS got taught when they were playing here in Bremen, hehe..

"Bringt mir noch einen Wiener Sängerknaben, der erste ist geplatzt!"

"Ich möchte ein Schnitzel in mein Arsch. Bitte."


(Bring me another one of those Vienna Choir boys, the first one blew up.

I want a schnitzel up my arse. Please.)

 

[cyber999]

what is a schnitzel??

 

[Schweinchen]

what is a schnitzel??

When somebody talks to you all te time and really bores you, then you say:

"Laber mir kein Schnitzel an die Backe!"

 

[Mr. Pink]

This is a Schnitzel

 

[Schweinchen]

This is a Schnitzel

Well, that's what people who try to make money with it call a Schnitzel. A Schnitzel that deserves its name is much bigger, but I am too lazy to find a picture now. Anyway, you get the basic idea of what a Schnitzel is...