This morning THE INTERNET announced another stupid and useless feature, a crazy (and kind of creepy) thing to waste even more time looking at everything that has ever happened on THE INTERNET! It’s like crap — and you haven't seen the worst yet. Just don't click this useless link This bloody stupid website said that "Teh interwebz" were made for pr0n… which is great and all, for everyone else. But you’re the type of person who reads articles about superconductors, string theories, alternate universes, non-euclidean geometry, math stuff, intellectual discussions about atomic subparticles and oranges, and are thus likely the type of person who likes their boring and dry things right now. Just read the News about THE INTERNET now on THE INTERNET!