How to swear in Norwegian. (some nasty language maybe)

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Kroppus

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After beeing asked about norwegian swearwords around on the list's here i've decided to start this thread. :) I'll try to ad one new word everyday, at least as long as i'm connected to the net.
This is not for the fainthearted, specially since a norwegian swearing can be both an amusing and scary experience.
So here we go...

Hestkuk=Horsedick
Kukhode\Kukhue=Dickhead
Faen\fanden= the Devil.
Fitte= cunt

So the new Ford (or was it Honda) Fitta was withdrawn while they figure out a new name for it. For who would drive around in a car with a name of "that cunt"? Would have been a good laugh for us anyway.

Just another thing: There's one idiot that is posting here. He don't know norwegian, he steals them from IRC and who else is tht but Thor?
So i'm putting the idiot on IGNORE, feel free to do the same if you get annoyed by him.
 
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Kroppus

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Sorry my dad's dead. Do you know what it means??

If you're going to try to impress me, you've chosen the wrong person. Thor is ignored.
Stealing norwegian from IRC is lame.
Specially if you don't even know what you're saying. :p
 
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Thor

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BaWü
Dra til helvete
Forpulte hestkuk!
kuk
tispe
 
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Thordis V.

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Uh... kinda nice thread. What I use to say to all people getting on my nerves is a simply hold tata (works cool with swedes - unfortunaly I'm always having problems with them - just because of my norwegian?)
 

Kroppus

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Thordis V. : Thanks for your support.

Shut up = Hold Kjeft \ klapp igjen
Go to hell = Dra til Helvete
Kss my ass = Kyss mæ i ræva (Æ = ae)

This is actually a place in norway http://www.hell.com
That's where we took our pictures when i got married.
:) A marriage made in Hell. :)
 

Kroppus

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Thordis : You're as always qutie right. Swearing is after all a normal thing for most humans. :)

Ok today's swearing/nasty words. :)

kveithau = big flat fish's head (usually used about some idiot)
baillmonster = not a nice person :)
kuksuger = dicksucker
 

Kroppus

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LOL.. So i guess i have to learn away some other norwegian words to then. :)

Necrocunt = Daufitte or Dødfitte, but the first one sounds better.

Har du en øl? = Do you got a beer for me?
Hvor er dassen? = Wheres the toilet?
Skål for faen = Cheers\Proost for the devil. It's just a saying. :)
Hvordan har du det? = How are you doing?
Jeg må spy... = I've got to puke.......
Jeg elsker deg = I love you
Fest = Party
Full = drunk
Skitfull = Deaddrunk

any other questions? Just bring them on.. :)
*got a slow working brain today,, *
It's FRIDAY PARTY PARTY!!
 

Kroppus

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Thordis : I hope you didn't mean that :))

Jeg ikke har en øl (Jeg har ikke ne\noe øl)
I don't have a beer. To bad.,,, :)
Jeg vil gjerne ha en brød. (je vil gjerne ha ett brød)
I want one bread.
Det som en gang var.....
That wich once was....
Hvad heiter du? (Hva heter du?\Ka heiter du?)
What's your name?
Min elske har min norsk bok på lærer. (this one is hard to guess)
My lover has mine norwegian book on the teacher, (i guess he had it coming then:) )
Forti jeg snakker norsk bare litt..... (fordi jeg snakker bare litt norks)
Because i only speak a bit norwegian..

Adjø
Bye

*smiles*
Ha ei god helg. = Have a good weekend