Hammered's (rough) sex thread

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
But the summers are really nice...

sure, but in germany the summer is really nice too.

i'de like to norway because the whole men had no problems with their pe... but only in the winter

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
sure, but in germany the summer is really nice too.

i'de like to norway because the whole men had no problems with their pe... but only in the winter

I bet germany are too hot...

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
I bet germany are too hot...

yes, sometimes its very hot.

at last year for example. but, this winter was cold in germany, fucking cold.

good for all german men and, of course, women

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
at last year for example. but, this winter was cold in germany, fucking cold.

good for all german men and, of course, women

Why good...? Because you can be more inside...?

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
of course, you live in norway ...

in norway its still cold, you never had problems with an errection

@ rock'n'roll

thats why a cold winter is great

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
@ rock'n'roll

thats why a cold winter is great

I'm not shure I get it right...
I think most men have problems with errection outside when it's cold, but not me and other vikings...
I can't see why that is so good for germans...

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
I'm not shure I get it right...
I think most men have problems with errection outside when it's cold, but not me and other vikings...
I can't see why that is so good for germans...

no, they didnt have problems with errections when its cold. because its too much cold. when its so fucking cold all the things are hard. because its cold.

and in norway its always cold in the winter, alle the norway men and women had a lot of fun together


do you understand me?


" ... but not me and other vikings ... " - its a very funny joke my dear rock'n'roll *rofl*

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
no, they didnt have problems with errections when its cold. because its too much cold. when its so fucking cold all the things are hard. because its cold.

and in norway its always cold in the winter, alle the norway men and women had a lot of fun together


do you understand me?


" ... but not me and other vikings ... " - its a very funny joke my dear rock'n'roll *rofl*

Now I get it
But they have to get it hard before it freezes though...
Because if not, it will get very small...

And I understand why you think the Norwegians have fun all the time in the winter season...

 

[codo der 3.]

and now you understand why i would like to live in norway ... but only in the winter

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
and now you understand why i would like to live in norway ... but only in the winter

Yes, but I think a frozen one might hurt...

But we're very good at keeping it warm in Norway...

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
Yes, but I think a frozen one might hurt...

perhaps ... some people like it ... sex with pain




But we're very good at keeping it warm in Norway...
i dont understand this, please translate for me. thanx.

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
perhaps ... some people like it ... sex with pain

Yeah, but not me... Keep it warm (even in the snow... )

Originally posted by codo der 3.
But we're very good at keeping it warm in Norway...
i dont understand this, please translate for me. thanx.

It can have two meanings: 1. We keep ourself varm in winter. We are very good at keeping ourself varm...
2. We keep our little helper (penis) warm in winter, we are also very good at keeping "him" varm...

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
Yeah, but not me... Keep it warm (even in the snow... )

It can have two meanings: 1. We keep ourself varm in winter. We are very good at keeping ourself varm...
2. We keep our little helper (penis) warm in winter, we are also very good at keeping "him" varm...

*lol*
you're a kasper.

but, its good to keep all things warm in the winter ...

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by codo der 3.
*lol*
you're a kasper.

but, its good to keep all things warm in the winter ...

Yes, indeed...

What's a kasper...?

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
Yes, indeed...

What's a kasper...?

a kasper is a clown ...

but here in nürnberg is a kasper a nice word for a nice guy who make or write or speak funny things